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Jesus Marimba!

...Got my KISS records out...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Imagine a dinner party with Jesus Christ, The Apostle Paul, Mr. Spock, Satan, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Saraek, Mother Teresa, Abraham Lincoln, James T. Kirk, Vasco da Gamma, Julis Ceasar and Napoleon Bonaparte, Wellingsley, Several Orion Slave Girls, George Custer, Crazy Horse and my mother. What would I serve???

My Blog

Marriage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8 Guress what I am doing Saturday.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Baby Got Back - Gilbert and Sullivan Style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:38:00 GMT

Questions for the Empire

1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Princess Leia Vs. Senator Amidala

You gotta' hand it to George Lucas. He pulled off 6 Star Wars movies without resorting to sex. Oh sure, you had the relationships between Han and Leia  and then the Marriage of Anakin and Pa...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:48:00 GMT

If I was a terrorist

So here I am standing in the security line in the Seattle-Tacoma airport next to some kid who is dressed like a cross between Dick Van Dyke as a chimmney sweep and Angus Young. Of course I can bring n...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:47:00 GMT

The Problem with Christianity

I came across an article the other day entitled "Twenty Reasons to Abandon Christianity". The article listed 20 points that if considered from a personal growth or good of soc...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:57:00 GMT

Captian Kirk and his bamboo bazooka Vs. The Gorn in a dress

A classic episode of the origional Star Trek series is 1967's "Arena".  This adventure finds the Enterprise stumbling into the aftermath of a raid by the Gorn on the Star Base on C...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:26:00 GMT

D. Vader vs. A. Skywalker vs. A.Guinness

Way back in 1977 Darth Vader was one bad dude. He was 8 feet tall, black and had a deep metalic voice. James Earl Jones was not really known back then, unless you had seen Roots. The way he ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:59:00 GMT

Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:AlanBirthday:10/04/65Birthplace:HospitalCurrent Location:Under my WoobieEye Color:GreenishHair Color:brownishAge:oldRight Handed or Left Handed:Sooooo leftYour ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 18:42:00 GMT

Tootsie Roll/Oompa Loompa poo-poo

What the dickens is a tootsie roll? Is it taffy? Is it chocolate? Why don't they melt in your mouth? To me they are just nasty. Just finished watching the Willie Wonka remake w/Johnny Depp. ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:21:00 GMT