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Martin

BTW Whats your Damage?

About Me


what do you want to know.

I'm silly
I can be funny
i really dont care what people think about me (no pun intended)
i like dicking about at home or in someones home
i drink lager but not lagerbeer
Im content with my life
i support manchester united
I love Cricket
I dislike frank lampard
i like making lists

Jim on Martay

Martin is my best friend I would kiss him on the lips if i wasn't so damn manly. he also has the thighs of sally gunnell

Martins favorite drinks (in no order)
apple cobra
apple pear and white grape juice
amaretto and coke
black tea two sugars
cheap wine
coke cola
fosters
king cobra
strawberry frijj
tiquila lager

this is where the chitty chat should be

My Interests

basically all i do is drink, Work, listen to music, watch films and sleep
but not necessarly in that order

I'd like to meet:



i want to meet more nice people.
the nice people i have met i want to see more off,
the very nice people i know are really great people
and the great people i want to be with forever.

Vernon Wells

russell howard

Jim jeffries

Music:

Any form of Punk rock from pop punk and ska to so-cal through to hardcore post-hardcore screamo and stuff like that.
but my favourite band is
Thursday
also one does like

Add this band there ace

Movies:

basically If you like the following films I'll chat about them

Fight club
Hot Fuzz
Commando
Memento
se7en
The usual suspects
Anchorman
Die hard
Star wars
Shaune of the dead
Lethal Weapon 2
Snatch
My Girl
Breakfast Club
Back to the Future
Hard Boiled
football factory

Television:

family guy, Simpsons, hyperdrive, red dwarf , spaced, popetown, futurama, pheonix nights max and paddys road to nowhere father ted band of brothers green wing angel how i met your mother top gear stand up comedians on you tube soccer am south park doctor who samurai jack robot chicken adult swim Q.I X-men catdog doug sky sports news scrubs house shark csi csi:miami csi:new york killer instint law and order malcolm in the middle brainiac science abuse bones cold case home improvement greys anatomy wrecked kenny Vs Spenny and many more

Books:

The argos catalogue with it's laminated pages of wonder to catch the tears of my joy!

Freakonomics-where else will you find out a viable arguement for the sterilization of the chav and how estate agents and the KkK are linked.

T and me by George Peppard

Mr T by Mr T

For the last Time I'm not Mr T By Bing Raimes

Heroes:

Manchester united
Player of the week


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