"The Always Inappropriate Homeless Chinese Bum"

I am here for Friends

About Me

YES, I am a Chinese BUM! Most people think Chinese Bums don't exist or that we're extinct like the Unicorns, but check me out Ladies & Gents: I'm a breathing, Chinese, Homeless Bum here to serve Humanity.Would YOU like an 'Inappropriate Comment' added to your boring MySpace page? Then click ADD ME and I'll periodically harass you or leave disturbing & inappropriate comments so that your friends can ridicule you and ask who the hell is this "Gershwyn Lee"?Do you have a nasty comment, racist thought, prejudice opinion or are just plain bored? Well, be my friend and YOU TOO can leave any comment you want insulting ME, my heritage, my state of destitude or any percieved notions you may or may not have about me! All attacks welcomed!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself from an alternate dimension where I'm not wasting my life lookin' out for the Police at night, so my pimp friends can run their Hollywood prostitution ring and helping to support my drug addiction; the drug of choice being "food".