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About Me

Well, my name is David Alexander Groves and I am twenty-two years old and my mum says I am very nice boy.. It scares me that my 3rd year down at Southampton University flew by in terrifying, supersonic speed.. About as quick as the planes in them shite Gillette adverts. I'd say i'm charming, witty, intelligent and my main weakness is being hugely modest.Annoyingly, I couldn't get rid of this little blurb from the website I furnished my myspace with; You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

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I'd like to meet:

Howlin' Pelle Almqvist, Dave Gorman, Pat Sharp, Bruce Forsyth, Tony the Tiger, Peter Griffin, Cesc Fabregas, Thierry Henry, the amazing gay dancers from Triple Pleasures, Adam and Joe, Alan Partridge, but not necessarily Steve Coogan.. I reckon Kelly Brook or Rachel Stevens' political opinions'd be pretty intellectually stimulatin aswell... I also thoroughly enjoyed meeting my boy Gary Lineker and attending subsequent garden parties, meeting Nick from My Family and telling him it was rubbish but he was funny.. Mike Delaney is amongst my best friends, because he knows Ronaldinho, Beckham and Thierry Henry and gets paid £1000 for 10 minute shows.. He choreographs all the football ads on the tellybox and does all the skills for them.. We bonded. Google him. Go on.. And Sara Cox.. If she were a bloke i'd love to biff her one in the chops.I'm more or less fallen even more deeply in love with a 19year-old Spaniard. I really do love Cesc Fabregas.This is here as much for me as it is for you.. I do love beautiful goals, me... width="425" height="350" ..104 friends.. The holy grail!And lotta them appear below as it goes.. Boredom = slideshow created..I'd also like to confront, and cast doubt on, anyone else who can perform miraculous magic tricks like my friends and I; Magic tracks with Skot, Haff and Dave..

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