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Okay, time for a new shpeal. Ya know, I really want to know if that's a real word. I use it a lot. I was also wondering if "I" and "a" are technically words. I mean, because they're just letters. While yes, "I" is a pronoun and "a" is an article and pronouns and articles are technically words, they still are just single letters and that should disqualify them for actual worddom. But enough of about me, tell me more about yourself. What's your name? Where you from? Does it disturb you that seaweed is an ingredient in ice cream? Never mind, I really do want to keep talking about myself. That's why you're reading this right? If you really wanted to learn more about yourself, you'd be reading your own About Me section on your own Myspace page. Wow, you really are selfish aren't you? I put all the time and effort into writing this pointless rambling and you just go and read your own.....wait, I was speaking hypothetically wasnt I? Never mind then. I forgive you. My name's Ben. I'm sixteen; almost seventine. I have hit a deer. It was a scaring experience that haughts my every waking moment. I like smoothies and Taco Bell. I luuuuurv my Youth Group at Grace Christian Fellowship. We meet Sunday nights from 6:30-8:30 p.m., just to let you know. I sing and play guitar on said Youth Group's worship team. I think God is really really really really really cool and if you don't know my buddy Jesus, see me after the show. I'm a Michigan fan and my brother goes to said University. Oh, and Luke, they beat State. Just thought I should let you know. I'm totally ADD so good luck holding my attention for longer than My favorite tv shows are 24 and Prisonbreak. Me loooooooooves mucho. A weird interest of mine is Spanish. I really like speaking and learning to speak more of said language. I also like martial arts films, jumping on the trampoline, rock climbing, and I'm currently learning to walk on my hands. If any of this sounds interesting to you, swing on by www.myspace.com/all_about_apathy. Except for the fact that if you're reading this, you're already there. Here. Ya know, you can never be there, you're always here. Post a comment about me. Please? I get lonely when no one comments me. Every comment you post on my page will just lead us one stop closer to eliminating face-to-face communication once and for all. Thank you for enjoying this week's episode of Ben's Myspace About Me Section. Tune in next week to see the exact same thing again. Good night, everyone. *catchy theme song*
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alfred Xavier Feldspar
Birthday: February 30
Birthplace: Sordbla, Sweden
Current Location: A Chair
Eye Color: EXCITING, SHINING, FLASHING, brown
Hair Color: it changes. it's currently zebra patterned
Height: 2'16"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Neither
Your Heritage: Koalan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Army Boots
Your Fears: Styrofoam
Your Perfect Pizza: Circular
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: The one behind the goalie
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL and OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: None
Your Bedtime: 9:65
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Minute Maid
Chocolate or Vanilla: Carmel
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Swear: no. Colossians 3:8
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: if by daily, you mean every day, then yes
Do you want to go to College: no, i want to go to a university
Do you belive in yourself: more than i used to. Thank you, God.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i get Still Sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: The Cheat thinks I am.
Are you a Health Freak: yes, health freaks me out.
Do you get along with your Parents: when they get along with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: kinda.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: why did you capitalize sushi?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: *gags* no.
Ever been Beaten up: why did you capitalize beaten?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: whatever God feels like making me be
Number of CDs I own: 73 1/2
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: one big one covering my whole body.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some people I haven't yet.

Music:

As I Lay Dying, Inhale Exhale, Relient K, Disciple, Skillet, Falling Up, Underoath, Norma Jean, Kutless, Demon Hunter, Staple, Ross Eicher, Jeremy Camp, Blindside, Hawk Nelson, Hillsong United, Earthsuit, Emissary, Spoken, Red, Kids in the Way, P.O.D., Pillar, Project 86, Family Force Five, Decyfer Down, Showbread and some other bands you've never heard of

Movies:

Gladiator, The Last Samurai, Anchorman, War of the Worlds, Ace Ventura, Enemy of the State, Air Force One, The Lord of the Rings movies, Tommy Boy, the Matrix Trilogy, the Star Wars movies, Black Hawk Down, Behind Enemy Lines, A Beautiful Mind, and lot of other movies of greatly varying genre.

Television:

Honestly, I don't watch much TV anymore. But when I do, I'll watch pretty much anything on NFL Network, 24, LOST, Family Guy, Simpsons, XPlay, MythBusters, Attack of the Show, Prisonbreak, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs.

Books:

Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Lake, i suppose
Pizza or Chinese? pizza, please
Mansion or Penthouse? mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? yes
Are you afraid of clowns? no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 2/1
Favorite band/group? Demon Hunter
Baseball or football? football
Favorite brand of makeup? mabelline
Waffles or pancakes? pancakes
Do you have an IPod? yes
Bike or scooter? as long as you're giving out modes of transportation, I'll take a car, thanks.
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no
How will you celebrate turning 21? ill fire a 21-gun salute to myself
What brand computer do you have? gateway
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? dos veces, pienso
Favorite city? colorado springs
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? ice cream sandwhich
Do you think you are fat? no
Ever throw up in a public place? not that i know of
Do you have a pool? no
Ever drive a car? no
How many times a month do you go to the movies? less than once
Last movie you saw? i watched about two minutes of Return of the King last week
Who is your hero? Ross and Luke Eicher
How old are your parents? im not really sure
What deceased person would you like to meet? not Jesus, because He's not dead...
Do you chew ice? gah, no
Have you been to California? no
Last book you read? currently reading The Chosen
Favorite teacher? currently, Ms. Fry
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? none/none
How many of those do you regret? um, yeah
What is you average in school? A
Favorite professional team? don't really have one
Do you like mohawks? depends on who its attached to
How many pairs of shoes do you own? three
Do you floss? occasionally
Do you have braces? not no more
Do you bite your nails? no
What is your last thought before falling asleep?
Do you fall in love easily? no
Ever have a crush and they never knew? yes
&..39;Do you babysit?' used to
Ever been shot at? yes
Do you work out/exercise? yes
Do you have 6 pack abs? no
Do you consider yourself nice? kinda
What movie character would you like to be? one that doesn't die at the end
Do you go to camp for the summer? no
Ever been bit by a snake? no
Have you been on a boat? yes
Name of friend you have known the longest? probably either David or Randy
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yes
Ever break a bone? yes
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? oh, now i dont want to make the other jealous...
What is your ultimate job? actor or stuntman
Do you want to walk on the moon? no
Can you name the seven dwarfs? no
Favorite TV show? hmmm, that's have to be 24
Apples or oranges? oranges
Favorite model of car? don't got one of those neither
Favorite flower? don't got one of those neither
Favorite color? green
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yes
Ever climb out your bedroom window? yes
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? none, i don't think
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? pop yes, milk no
How many cousins do you have? 8 i think
Do you believe in ghosts? not the whole BOO kind. angels and demons, though, yes.
If you were a bird, what would you be? a european swallow. no, wait, african.
Ever get stitches? no
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? maybe a little
How many kids do you want to have? maybe two
If you could change your name, what would it be? Fredrick Xavier
Dogs or cats? cats
Who do you tell your problems to? God
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? God
Do you believe in love at first sight? not really
Do you go to church?
Would you marry outside your religon? no
Volleyball or tennis? volleyball. with amish people. oh, yeah.
How many people were at your last party? twelve or so
Ever ride in a limo? no
Ever drink champagne? no
Favorite dinner? chicken enchaladas
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