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David Cole

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About Me

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

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My Blog

new new new

so i did something new last night. i bailed someone out of jail. although i couldn't really afford it, it was an interesting experience. here are a few things i learned. 1. the county prison is rough...
Posted by David Cole on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:41:00 PST

people from montana

ok, so today at work i had a table from montana. in light of the present snow storms here in utah, i asked them how the weather was there. to which they responded that currently a bad storm was hittin...
Posted by David Cole on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

oh god all mighty

so i just read the last blog i posted. haha. wow! not only was that awhile ago, but wow. i'll leave it at that. i'm trying to end my days of nothing but work and bars. one, i can't afford it anymore. ...
Posted by David Cole on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

back from toronto

so those of you who knew about the trek to toronto. i'm back. a little depressed and sooooo grateful to everyone who helped. also, if you were planning on helping and didn't i am now official broke an...
Posted by David Cole on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

what the???

ok friends. for those of you who knew i was homeless... i'm not anymore. and actuall thanks to tiffany and others who offered. i never once had to sleep in my car. anyway. i live in salt lake now. rig...
Posted by David Cole on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:14:00 PST

i'm not really all that sad

so this may come as a shock to some of you who had heard me talk about my zombie fish. the fish that wouldn't die. the fish that had a craving for blood. it died. it was actually quite a while before ...
Posted by David Cole on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

i just missed 6 questions on my own quiz.

christmas: i think i'm reentering a biter christmas stage. this isn't the first time. when i was 4ish i asked, "mom, santa isn't real is he?" mom, "no, but don't tell josh he still believes." later t...
Posted by David Cole on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

green eggs and resolutions

soooo, this blog is going to have a theme. maybe. if it does it would probably be this. sometimes i observe something from an angle, and that angle annoys me. so then i hate the whole thing. to serve&...
Posted by David Cole on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

why did i do this whole thing underlined

ok kids so it's been awhile since i blogged and well it's been a while since i've been able to do more than just check email. but last night i wasted a good hour if not a thousand more hours on t...
Posted by David Cole on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

lame city usa

for the past few months, my roommate amanda has been bitching on the whiteboard about how no one cleans and how we are all slobs and blah blah blah. anyway several of my other roommates...
Posted by David Cole on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST