Bono Estente, my name is Maurice. I missed out by 6 years. I like "Q"s but not "U"s.
Here is a list of nicknames which I have assigned myself:
1. Electronimo Hammerstein Danger Rex II
2. The Beirut Blast
3. The Lebanese Bowling Dynamo
4. The Macedonian Madcunt
5. Cobra Commander
6. Captain Clitoral Stimulator
7. M.C Vaginal Annihilation
As you can see, there are enough wicked rad nicknames for each day of the week. You are urged to address me by any of these names at will and as you see fit.
Boutros Boutros Galle. Shows I want to be brought back on free to air T.V Perfect Strangers
Goodtimes
Family Ties
Voltron Defender of the Universe
Masters of the Universe
How to have me add you back
1. Click button titled "Abuse".
2. Write message stating why you wanna be my friend.
3. Click "Send".
4. Wait.
I'll get back to you as soon as I can, which is whenever I'm done masturbating.
Infact I'm probably masturbating as you read this and I cant guarentee that I wont be masturbating whilst I read your message and YES I will most likely be masturbating while checking out your Myspace to see if I want to add you back.
Troma
Maurice needs money for the following things
Please think with your heart AND your wallet... Donate.
1. Bikini Bandits - Briefs, Shorts, and Panties DVD
2. Bikini Bandits Experience DVD
3. Bikini Bandits Save Christmas DVD
4. Food
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