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About Me

Bono Estente, my name is Maurice. I missed out by 6 years. I like "Q"s but not "U"s.
Here is a list of nicknames which I have assigned myself: 1. Electronimo Hammerstein Danger Rex II
2. The Beirut Blast
3. The Lebanese Bowling Dynamo
4. The Macedonian Madcunt
5. Cobra Commander
6. Captain Clitoral Stimulator
7. M.C Vaginal Annihilation
As you can see, there are enough wicked rad nicknames for each day of the week. You are urged to address me by any of these names at will and as you see fit.
Boutros Boutros Galle. Shows I want to be brought back on free to air T.V Perfect Strangers
Goodtimes
Family Ties
Voltron Defender of the Universe
Masters of the Universe
How to have me add you back 1. Click button titled "Abuse".
2. Write message stating why you wanna be my friend.
3. Click "Send".
4. Wait.
I'll get back to you as soon as I can, which is whenever I'm done masturbating.
Infact I'm probably masturbating as you read this and I cant guarentee that I wont be masturbating whilst I read your message and YES I will most likely be masturbating while checking out your Myspace to see if I want to add you back.
Troma
Maurice needs money for the following things Please think with your heart AND your wallet... Donate.
1. Bikini Bandits - Briefs, Shorts, and Panties DVD
2. Bikini Bandits Experience DVD
3. Bikini Bandits Save Christmas DVD
4. Food
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lovers of Jolt Cola, Pepsi Max, Napoleon Bonaparte, Godspeed You! Black Emporer, Kim Gordon, Kathleen Hanna and Geometry.
Shady Art Dealers, Owners of Vinyards, Owners of Gibson Firebirds, Administers of Goodtimes, Sonic Youth Worshippers.
If this sounds like you; call Crime Stopers on:
1800-333-000

(insert something uber lame here...) Dasha! who works at the Hotel Y.
The Sexy Sign Language Interpretor! from "Toxic Avenger IV: Citizen Toxie"
The Cast from "It's Always Sunny In Phily".
Erykah Badu Cause shes got "mad flavour".

My Blog

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia If ANYONE reading this has NOT seen this show then for fucks sake WATCH IT BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE. Its the only thing I think about these days (yes I'm really that muc...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:47:00 GMT

Procrastination is the best medicine. Survey. I never do these things please believe me PLEASE!

1. whats your name spelt backwards?Eciraum - Funny story about that, in grade 6 we had a substitute teacher and I convinced her that my name was Eciraum and my name wasn't on the role cause I "just st...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:28:00 GMT

Bull in the Heather

Sonic Youth > Bull In the Heather10, 20, 30, 40tell me that you wanna hold metell me that you wanna bore metell me that you gotta show metell me that you need to slowlytell me that yr burning for...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:59:00 GMT

Sooty

See this bear?  His name is Sooty, I'm sure you all know him and if you do not love him then you are just NOT worthy to exist but I digress. Sooty is the most hardest of core bears in the world....
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:31:00 GMT

Everybody welcome aboard the S.S Montana...

Ok people I AM Blogging for now reason.I'm totally stoned out of my mind AND I wanted everyone to know something that I've been keeping a secret for a really long time.1> I hear everything an octave l...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:48:00 GMT

If this guy is NOT my biological father then I dunno who is...

http://mcrorie.net/ This man is a god amongst men. I feel like less of a man having seen this guy. Seriously when I watched this video my cock just inverted itself because this guy is far too cool. Ma...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 21:52:00 GMT

This ones for AMY...

As the subject header implies... THIS ONE IS FOR AMY...   Leek or Sweet Onion Tartlets Ingredients: 2 medium leeks OR 2 medium to large sweet onions2 single prepared pie crusts (or 1 recipe for...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:10:00 GMT

BOREDOM

Ok so I felt like listing down a bunch of bands and songs that I been listening to lately, why? CAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT!!! Lately I been listening to: The Arcade Fire> No Cars Go The Arcad...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 01:37:00 GMT

You know what time it is kids... ITS BLOG TIME !!!

YES!!! that is right, ITS BLOG TIME!!! I am about to go where no man has gone before and blog like its 1999 or to a lesser extent 1782 (although no-one can actually say which year was better unless th...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Feb 2005 06:54:00 GMT