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HAMBONE

I'm not a businessman; I'm a business, man.

About Me

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.On a more serious note, some people call me the space cowboy; some call me the ganster of love. And some people call me Maurice. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

parties, poker, seinfeld, girls, lifting weights, robert kiyosaki (LOOK INTO IT), playing basketball and dodgeball with kids half my age at the boys and girls club (and kicking their asses!!!!)

I'd like to meet:

michael jordan, reggie miller, phil hellmuth jr, doyle brunson, jessica simpson

Music:

johnny cash, master p, lynnard skynnard, eminem, sublime, tom petty, kiss, lil wayne, kenny chesney, luda, nirvana, van halen, the beatles, "the boss" bruce springstein, the goo goo dolls

Movies:

varsity blues, jay and silent bob strike back, rounders, cinderella man, tommy boy, FORREST GUMP

Television:

seinfeld, simpsons, family guy, that 70's show, friends (thats right...what are you gonna do about it?), wsop

Books:

rich dad poor dad, super system

Heroes:

Reggie Miller, Bill Williams, Doyle Brunson