i got some brand news |
neotokyo is about to explode does anyone know this girlhmm yes I see what you meanoh do youyes I dowe've really made a mess of things Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
have you ever spent a little bit of time |
thinking about how much Chris Martin sounds like he's borrowing Adam Sandler's retard voice Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:45:00 GMT |
doctors are injecting infants with poison |
what is wrong with our culture that young men think they have to photoshop fake tits onto themselves to fit in Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:35:00 GMT |
AN ARMED HORSEMAN IN A FILTHY T-SHIRT JUST BORROWED MY BRUSH WITHOUT ASKING |
well that's awfully cavalier of him Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:25:00 GMT |
HEARTLESS INVECTIVE AND SCATHING RHETORIC |
This one time in sand camp I built a beautiful castle by the ocean shore =] Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:00:00 GMT |
ohh good gracious ya’ll, i could put one of those stalactites all the way down My throat. |
AHOY Y'ALL Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:13:00 GMT |
Im baked as fuck on life |
seeing colours and snakes Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:20:00 GMT |
I got a sex change and founded a single mom job placement service |
I AM BECOME BETH EMPLOYER OF GIRLS Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 19:09:00 GMT |
I just discovered a disturbing statistic |
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"Tricking retail employees into believing that you are going to buy something so you can use the restroom then defecating and leaving without flushing or purchasing anything is ... Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:35:00 GMT |
what if they held a war and everyone showed up |
and there weren't enough gift baskets to go around so people started fighting over the gift baskets Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:13:00 GMT |