Ninja-Pirate - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me..redbtext:after { content: " billion"; }.blacktext12:before { content: "OMFG! "; }

My Interests

Umm, cool stuff? Guitar, cars, *TALENTED* music, interesting people... chode?

I'd like to meet:

Open minded, easy going, can enjoy and have a good time, not ditsy (meaning - smart)... yeah...

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Black Sabbath, Boston, Deftones, Dimmu Borgir, Dream Theater, Everlast, Glassjaw, Godsmack, Gravity Kills, Iced Earth, In Flames, Jack Off Jill, KMFDM, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Lords of Acid, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nevermore, Nightwish, Old Man's Child, Orbital, Orgy, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd, Poison the Well, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Shadow's Fall, Sheep on Drugs, Skinny Puppy, Stone Sour, The Mars Volta, The Offspring, System Syn, The White Stripes, Tool, Type-O-Negative, VNV Nation, White Zombie

Movies:

Not stupid ones?

Television:

I don't do the whole TV thing...

Books:

Nope, the entire reading thing surpasses me too!

Heroes:

Einstein, Steven Hawkings, David the Gnome!

My Blog

Satisfactory contentments.

Fuck that last post... I was tired. Tired people shouldn't think.
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST

Discontented perils floating abound this finite etheral.

I find myself almost vexed with my current placement in life. I am not sure that it is just a wearied stance with my position? My job. My house. My friends. Even the meth...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:43:00 PST

Where have all the cookies gone?

I have taken notice lately that my friendships are eroding, such that the Grand Canyon was widdled into the earth's surface over a million years. I am not sure that this is their fa...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:41:00 PST

Le viol masculin est la meilleure chose depuis le Twinkie!

I have been at work for 12 hours. I have been doing this for 3 weeks. I appologize for not hanging out or for seeming shady. So my schedule lately has been to wake up at...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

So I got to go on vacation yesterday!

I on lunch break at work with a friend yesterday. We went to fuckruckers and were on our way back (about a 2 minute drive to and from work) and I got pulled over for expired tags, Febuary...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

The Decision has been made!

Lol... I was sitting here at work filling out my resume on monster... trying to figure out what I wanted to do. Why? I do not know... But my teachers and parents always told me I c...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST

I will light your pubes on fire, then put them out with out with my... "Magic"!

Ok, So I got this promotion thing. If you know my job then I moved from Webhosting Tech support to Merchant Solutions Tech support. I talk to people that make more than ...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

Everybody has an asshole like eveyone has the ability to SHUT THEIR FUCKING PIE-HOLE!

Ok, so if you call into technical support to ask a question, when they give it to you do you argue with them? NO. I'm pretty sure their job consists of sitting there fo...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:20:00 PST

Perfection

46 and 2 is the next in evolutionary step, the perfect human being if you will. Monkeys are a step down in chromosomes, from humans... Dillon and Naudia's baby is the next step up. I reite...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:36:00 PST

I'm only the Baddest Motherfucker You Ever Saw!... Keepsin' it Reelz!

Ok, so I'm sitting here at my new job. Yeah... Pretty much I get paid to sit here nine hours a day and surf the web, and on the off chance that I do recieve a call... it is almost cer...
Posted by Ninja-Pirate on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST