Archie Manning, I want to go back in time and punch Archie Manning in the testicles so he could never have inseminated his wife with the evil called Eli Manning. Actually, I would like to meet his wife too, so I could give her a few right hooks to the babymaker, that woulda made sure Eli wasn't created. Well, I mean, if he was, he'd be like physically disabled or something, which I guess would be terrible. Whatever, shit happens.