Thats Major!

im a mom...its fricken awesome.im a waitress...which is not as fricken awesome.i have the best friends a girl could ask for.i hate livin with my parents.i have an addictive personality.everyone thinks im a bitch, im actually rather nice.i have lived in 3 states.mayfair is NOT the coolest place i have lived.but i dig it.i ate a whole ice cream cake once, i also fell asleep in my dinner that night.i heart st pattys day, my birthday and thanksgiving.i know one person from every state.i really dont want to grow up.one of my goals is to visit 6 continents(who the fuck wants to go to antartica?).i think im meant to be rich and or famous.i will eventually get out of the ne vacuum. "the future you have,tommorow, wont be the same future you had, yesterday."