Is this the part where I try to impress you? I'm short (6 foot even), fat (178 pounds), sweaty (half-british), a little stinky (half-japanese), balding (black hair), really hairy in all the wrong places (hazel eyes) and unusually sarcastic (okay, well that's true). I like candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, and engaging in most other forms of antisocial behavior. I know what I want and I know what I like. I've never cheated. I don't suffer from the stereotypical "Male Ego" syndrome. You can talk as much crap as you want about me...I really don't care. You think I haven't heard it all before? I've been called everything from "one of the sweetest people I've ever met" to "Asshole" so you make your own decision. What you see is what you get. I was never really good at being fake so I never really bothered. What's the point anyways. I prefer being drama-free. I don't have the time or patience to deal with people's petty drama. Sorry, but get a grip. I think I might have an extra one laying around somewhere I can spare. This is
lame...I feel like I'm writing my own testimonial. Let's put
it this way - my close friends say I'm thier bi-polar, autistic,
freakish friend with multiple personality disorder and
terrets (It used to be animated, intelligent and
dynamic - what the hell happened?). I think I just completely
ruled out the chances of me ever having another date - oh
well. I think that's all you don't need to know for now. C'mon, you didn't think I'd take all the fun (pain?) out of getting to know me. If you're curious, just ask. I don't have anything to hide. I wish you dorks all the best from D.O.M. (a.k.a.
Meeks, Asshole, Gaston, Miko Kelly, Monkey Lover, Hung Lo,
Freako, Puerto Miko, Sexy, Sunshine, Whore, Sinner, Cracker Jap).
Apparently I am the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. I hate everyone and eveything and I'm
not ashamed of it.
which happy bunny are you?
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