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my favorite body part on a man is the popliteal. sexy stuff. alright, time to be serious. i am one of the only people i know, wait, i AM the only person i know who truly knows who i am. and i love me. get past the low self image and i love me. i am awesome. i am strong and vivacious, i dont give a shit what you think of me and i sure as hell am not going to let it affect my day. i am loud and boisterous, politically incorrect and crude. i would never do anything to intentionally hurt another human being, emotionally or physically. i live my life for other people. hard as that may seem for some people to believe its true. i dont expect anything in return but if you treat me like shit after i have done everything i know for you, you are in for a rude awakening. i dont let people walk all over me and my biggest pet peeve (other than table manners) is people who ditch out on plans without so much as a two second phone call. i mean honestly, two seconds shit!!
on to more pleasant things. i am a cuddle bug by nature, and a hopeless romantic, though i would never admit it vocally. i like to watch movies that make me cry though they are very rare indeed. i dont cry except when i am pissed off, and obviously when a movie makes me do it. i am looking for love though apparently in all the wrong places. i want a man who is strong enough to handle me and yet not so dominating that he wants to squash my spirit and make me his own. i want a man who is comfortable enough with his own masculinity that i will not have to reinforce it for him. i want a man who will love me as deeply as i will love him. and i found him.
i want to be a nurse and am starting school to get there. i want a huge house and kids. i want a horse and two big irish wolfhounds. i want a garden to tend and a colonial fireplace in my living room big enough to stand five people in. i want to learn how to cook in it and make all kinds of fun stuff. i want a library filled with more books on more topics than anyone else has. i want my kids to go to private school and become the best people they can be.
i am an athiest for good reason. not one of those retarded ones who thinks that all religion should be abolished or that the phrase merry christmas causes brain cancer in laboratory rats. but the kind that thinks that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs but why push them? let everyone be. just let it go. i am sensitive without being sensitive. i am serious while being goofy. i love life and i love to live. at the same time life sucks and i feel gyped. i guess in the end i am who i yam who i yam and thats all that i yam. famous words from a famous seaman.
be you and let me be me, you dont like me? do yourself a favor, dont talk to me.
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Your Seduction Style: The Coquette
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Monster Profile
Demon Gargoyle
You Feast On: Bananas
You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men
You Especially Like to Torment: Groupies What's Your Monster Name? ps. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting .. is like racing in the special olympics;even if you win, you're still retarded.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are Curling
What you lack in athleticism, you make up for in concentration.
And while curling isn't much more of a sport than bowling, you *can* win a gold medal for it! What Winter Sport Are You?
