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alison

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm a witty smartass. i love learning about new people and hate being surrounded by zombies who agree with anything i have to say. if i can't learn from you, you are superfluous.

i love to laugh... even if it's at my own expense -or yours!

this is me


My Interests

friends, business, art, laughing, love, photography, kitty, driving, gambling, bahamas, cargo, medieval times, brownies, cocktails, costumes, ohio, the universe,getting dressed up, black and white ANYTHING. being italian- food, espresso. my powerbook.

I'd like to meet:

the asshole who decided it was better to have 7 perfect nachos than a buttload of sloppy ones.

AIM- flcrazybeach

i don't like... liars, CBGB shirts, guys in tight clothes, when people try to "teach you a lesson," not watching enough tv, people who chew gum with their front teeth, having 2 of the same bumper sticker on a car, not appreciating silence, getting yelled at, waxed paper cups, bathrooms with windows in them, people who refuse to pig out occasionally, when someone "stops by" unannounced, long phone conversations, the words "forever" and "always."

haha shitstorm, BITCH.

Music:

this type of shit.

Movies:

shopgirl, unfaithful, fubar, highlander, american movie, charlie and the chocolate factory, see no evil hear no evil, okie noodling, jesco white:dancing outlaw, LOG:Apocolypse, monsters inc, pablo...

Television:

ghost hunters, entourage, league of gentlemen, the black adder, arrested development.

"Someday it will bring pleasure to remember even these things..."

Books:

how to become CEO (jeffrey fox), the secret (rhonda byrne), the passion (jeanette winterson), wild seed (octavia butler), coming of age in mississippi (anne moody), a farewell to arms (hemingway), the beach house (james patterson), angels and demons (dan brown)

My Blog

Hemp Fest Pictures

Pre-Party vegie-face!!!!someone lost their nipple in the pool!and i almost exposed my nipple at the pool....
Posted by alison on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:53:00 PST

I MADE A QUIZ!

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
Posted by alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST