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About Me

i am honest. brutally honest. seriously, ask me if those pants make your ass look fat. they do. i'm a small girl with a big imagination. i'd like to be a tattoo artist one day, but i'm in school for accounting. i have an affinity for corsets. that is to say, i like them on me. i draw a lot, but i'll never show you. i love to sing, but you'll never hear me. i prefer cats to dogs. i love las vegas, but i've never gambled there... i pretend that i'm super badass, but it's just a front. i detest caps. i hate short jokes, but i love midgets. yay! midgets! i like math more than you do. guaranteed. and... if you ask questions, i'll answer them.
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I'd like to meet:

people. i guess. people that read! i don't really think about it that much otherwise... trying to be a new, more social person though... so, try me. whatevs... i'm currently accepting applications. i expect references. o, and ah... george washington. rocks socks. mm hmm.

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if you really want to know...

Type your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:11:00 GMT

movies movies movies

let's see... three movies, one review... what can i say.  i'm not that interested. hitman. not very interesting...  not as much as i was hoping anyway...  the lead guy isn't actually ve...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:12:00 GMT

New Sins For You All to Enjoy!

Five new sins have officially been added to the list of things that are sure to keep you all out of your heaven.1.       Drugs2.       Pollution3.       Genetic Manipulation4.       Birth Control5.   ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:43:00 GMT

Bodies...

alrighty... so i went to see the "bodies revealed" exhibit in hartford while i was in connecticut.  i learned something very important.  the cerebellum (you know, that section on the bottom ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:23:00 GMT

to you guys

been a while hasn't it...  yessir.... well, i just wanted to say hello!!  to anyone, maybe everyone.  i miss so many people.   and it's hard because i don't really have a pile...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:55:00 GMT

...sweet cheeks...

"Calling You"               -Blue OctoberThere’s something I can’t quite explain I’m so in love with you You’ll never take that away And if I’ve said it a hundred times b...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:43:00 GMT

do you...

ever get that nagging urge to just stab people in the face?  
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:39:00 GMT

i shall call him ahpochonga

yeah, so, i caught a spider on tuesday.  he had it coming.... i found him sitting on my pillow when i was going to bed.  i'm not really one for killing things.  even if it's a lowly spi...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:30:00 GMT

tool, 10,000 days

this album is great.  i got up early the day of the release, and picked it up before i went to work.  i am not surprised that it rocks.  even though i am a great tool fan, i am quite su...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:18:00 GMT

silent hill

another movie review...   so, silent hill was less than exciting.  i was hoping to be thoroughly creeped out by this one, and as usual, i was horribly dissappointed.  i don't know ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:09:00 GMT