assassinations, careless acts of disregard for human life, running, watering plants, ars technica and generally using people as pincushions etc.
like-minded assassin/ninja. one not afraid of death or blood. must have a steady hand and an excellent aim with any decent rifle from distances up to 1200 meters. shuriken skill is a major plus. sword and knife combat apptitude is required (no exeptions) as is hand to hand/martial arts (quite obvious really).applicant must also exhibit a meticulous attention to detail, carelessness and oversight of minute information on the job is a recipe for needless suicide. subjects with emotional/mental deficiency/instabilty need not apply. any emotional ties must be severed immediately (including but not limited to family, friends, pets, stuffed animals, possessions, ideology, foods etc.).
females: must look appropriate in tight fitting attire, jelly rolls and leather do not mix. infatuation with hello kitty(TM) shit will not be tolerated. crying and whining will be grounds for automatic removal.
half assed (or full-hearted for that matter) attempts at being a hardass, badass or other varieties of *ass will result in one being cut or shot. being an assassin isnt a fucking fashion statement people.