bongo jones is dead |
listen: after many years and countless shows, it saddens me to announce that bongo jones is breaking up. the band, my friends, is dead. well, not quite. we still have a few shows left in us, incl...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST |
jimmy page's wet dream |
we got a call from our buddy steve from whiskey dix asking if we'd play this friday night (7/14). we said yes, of course, because, let's face facts, we just get into trouble if you don't give us somet...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:41:00 PST |
good night chris barry |
chris barry was this great bear of a guy who wrote about music, art, culture, politics - pretty much anything that interested him. his prose could be short and sweet or, more often than not, poeticall...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST |
tight pants and hot chicks |
how tight do your pants have to be before you're legally considered gay? if you're male, i mean, because, let's face it, if you're a girl, there's no such thing as pants that are too tight. (ed. ...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:11:00 PST |
the most popular kid in school |
it's hard to be friends with the most popular kid in school if you're not the second, or third, or even the tenth most popular kid in school. no matter how good a friend the most popular kid in school...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST |
the macarena kills love |
i've often said that bongo jones exists solely so i can write the emails. the emails (and with the advent of myspace, our blog) are arguably the most artistically relevant wri...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:09:00 PST |
snorting coke and eating burgers |
this is what rock stars do: drink alot and throw tvs out of windows. party in new york city all night long and then crash at sean lennon's place where you may, or may not, see him ...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:57:00 PST |
your girlfriend made out with my manager |
2006 is well under way, but before the month ends, there are some loose ends i'd like to tie up. here goes:
1. bongo jones was recently included on a podcast. if you're ...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:34:00 PST |
Nazis and Commies and Me |
Last year after the presidential election (you might remember it), I sent out a bongo jones email which began so it all came down to hating gay people. This provocative opening was meant to be an ob...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:27:00 PST |
A Christmas Story |
SWITHWEES ETERNAL VIGILANCE
What the sam hill are you doing boy? Old Man Swithwee swung his sack of who-knows-what over his shoulder, hiked up his tattered, too short Sergio...
Posted by Bongo Jones on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:18:00 PST |
