J Dooch (TBJD) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Justin Doudoukjian, I'm 17 years old and I'm a senior at BHS. Also, representing the Czech Republic, Poland, Germany, Finland, and Russia to the fullest. Currently living in Bergenfield, New Jersey a small town with a bunch of cool people and a bunch of assholes. I'm around 5' 10'' - 5' 11''; I play Basketball, Football, Baseball, and Hockey.
Living it up, not giving a fuck. Live it up, drink it down.
Brian Leonard - best fullback in the NCAA!
DAS BOOT!

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J Dooch --
[noun]:
Host of the hit, Fuschead; Professional Bageler; Jeshi Masher; Full-Time Fock; a person who fucks and/or beasts to the power of 22!
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
If you want to talk to me sometime then IM me at: JushinDushin
P.S I invite all of you people to come to J Dooch's blog which is RIGHT HERE:
CLICK HERE TO GO TO JUSHIN'S RAMBLINGS!
The official limited edition Super Fusch Xbox 360! Comes in vertical and horizontal people!
Da Sleeping Dooch!
Putting a wooden beam through a car door at GSA at 4 AM!
7-11 at 4 AM with Mike, random car moment!
Clerks at their best! Representing New Jersey to the fullest!
Jason Lee, one of my favorite actors!
Representing New Jersey to the fullest!This layout created by www.contactsformyspace.com

My Interests

FOCKING (of curse), Basquetbool(your New Jerzey Nets!), playing zeh Xboox, Halo CHU! ETC JOO KNOW VUT DA DOOCH FOCKING MEANS!

Rutgers University, nowhere better!

Fox Racing

I'd like to meet:

Andrew Lehr - My Hero.

Jason Kidd (again) , Dirk Nowitzki (again), Andrei Kirilenko, Nenad Krstic (again), Nicole Barile, Master Chief, a Bloody Ewok, and TYRONE! KENNY FOCKING SPURRS!
This speaks for itself. LOL!

Music:

The Doors

Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Avenged Sevenfold, System of a Down (Armenian Power)!, Lostprophets, Breaking Benjamin, Jimmy Eat World, The Used, Slayer, CKY, HIM, Misfits, Rammstein, Godsmack, Iron Maiden, Foo Fighters, Atreyu, Mushroomhead, and all rock and metal music available in the FOCKING WORLD! BEST BAND EVER.. Chevelle = Just Sick. Favorite Catcher in Major League Baseball

Movies:

Grandma's Boy

FUSCHEAD, Napoleon Dynamite (GOSH!), Remember the Titans, CKY, Haggard, John Q, Harold and Kumar Go to Vhite Castle, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Masta Riddick, Anchorman starring Ron Burgandy, Stur Wurs, Vhite Chicks, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Freddy vs Jason, The Bourne Supremacy, Boyz N da Hood, Batman Begins, Fantastic 4 (Jessica Alba), Land of the Dead, The Longest Yard, Murderball, Wedding Crashers, American Pie series! ETC!!

Television:

FUSCHEAD, Battle of the Sexes, Real World and Road Rules, Beavis and Butt-head, Happy Days, Southpurk, The Simpsons, everything on the YES Network, Chappelles Show, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Punkd, ESPN AND ESPN2. THE CHANNEL 4 NEWS TEAM.. WITH HEAD ANCHOR RON BURGUNDY!!!

Books:

The 2 Halo Books that Brother Dooch HAS! THAT IS IT!..

The great Churches of Prague, in my native country of the Czech Republic!! For all those that do not know I am the Czar of the Czech Republic and Poland!! 100-cup Ultimate Beer Pong The beast who runs the boardwalk over in Seaside Heights. Down the shore in New Jersey.

Heroes:

Dave Mirra - Best BMX rider ever!

Chinny Duchan, The Cutting Dehirk, Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Master Chief, Richard Jefferson (RJ), Nenad Krstic (Serbian Pride), and Zoran Planinic (Croatian Pride), and sometimes Wang Zhizhi. Kip, Uncle Rico, and Napoleon from Napoleon Dynamite! Kenny Fucking Spears! SIR KIPLAND RONALD DYNAMITE- JUST A BEAST STRAIGHT UP!!

Lubo or God? Courtesy of Angel Billy Corgan @ Live Earth Smashing Pumpkins @ Live Earth!
RHCP For Life!

My Blog

My 2nd Marking Period Report Card and Mid-Year Averages

My Second Marking Period Report Card and Mid-Year Averages English 12B - 2nd MP: A-: Midterm Exam: B, Mid-Year: A- Law and the Citizen: 2nd MP: A+: Midterm Exam: A: Mid-Year: A+ Psychology/Sociol...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST

My 1st Marking Period Report Card for Senior Year!

My Report Card Law and the Citizen - A+ Algebra II - A English 12B - A Psychology/Sociology - A Physics - A Marketing - A+ Computer Graphics II - A- Physical Education - A 4.04 GPA, how about that....
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:59:00 PST

Finalized Senior Year Schedule!!

Period 1 - Physics - Room 210 - Soporowski Period 2 - Phys Ed 12/Health 12 - Jaeger/Carluccio Period 3 - Psychology/Sociology - MacLean Period 4 - Computer Graphics - Moliere Period 5 - Marketing I - ...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

Class of 2007!! We're officially Seniors!

This is just a message for all my people in school, in the Class of 2007! This year is going to be one for the books and one of many memories. Just letting everyone know. We all need to tear shit up a...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST

Schedule for Senior Year!

J Dooch's Schedule for Senior Year Period 1 - Physics - Room 210 Period 2 - Health 12/Phys Ed 12 - Room 128/GYM Period 3 - Psychology and Sociology - Room 214 Period 4 - Computer Graphics 2 - Room 134...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:13:00 PST

Fuschead World Tour 06-07

Fuschead World Tour 06-07 and the Return of Johnny Campbell It is official everybody, John Campbell has now returned to beast in full force. He shall be part of Fuschead World Tour 06-07 and represent...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:14:00 PST

The Return of Fuschead!

Everybody it is official! Fuschead will be officially returning in the Summer of 2006 and will not stop! Once it starts it will continue to keep going, of course all those people who know about Fusche...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:32:00 PST

16th Birthday for J Dooch and Partyin It Up with the Mikes Lemonade w/ Pat and Mike

Crazy Ass Day... first, I went to gay ass school (Bergenfield High School)... than once that finished it was the night, Got my presents/cards and shit... Than I got a couple 6 packs of Mikes Hard Cran...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:40:00 PST

What happens in Seaside stays in Seaside!!!

WOW... i stayed in Seaside Heights/ Toms River from Sunday- Wednesday and absolutely beasted with everybody... we went to the shore, beach, boardwalk, etc... ABSOLUTE BEASTS!! ONE WORD IS INSANE!!...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last Night was the Most Craziest Night Ever....

Last Night we decided to do Fock Nite and it all began @ MK Mikkkkkal's house where we proceeded to Pathmark as usual and beasted there.... got AA batteries for the camera.. Then we went across the ro...
Posted by J Dooch (TBJD) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST