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About Me

I am a little bit of a goofball...the good kind. I have the unique ability of making light of a bad situation. Sometimes that ability gets me in a little bit of trouble with people who aren't funny. I'm very sarcastic. Probably too sarcastic, I call it witty...you might not call it that.I like to have fun and I have become very serious when I work. I really couldn't tell you why. I just like things to be done a certain way and when people don't do things that way, I get annoyed. I make up for it by screwing around... a lot.

My Interests

Basketball , Food, Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, UCLA, Sports, Golf, Pin-up girls , bunch of other stuff, I'll tell you later...need to maintain the mysterious side.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken is a genius

Music:

Lots of trance, deep house, electronica, hip-hop, songs with lazer-beam sounds...

Movies:

The basics: Anything from Mel Brooks, Friday, Happy Gilmore, Tommy-Boy, Animal House, Raiders of the Lost Ark, etc. Lest we forget, the greatest movie of all time: GOONIES!!!

Television:

Ghost Hunters (they'll make you think about those sounds in the middle of the night), Just about anything on the History Channel (I'm smarter than you, not really, I just remember the most random stuff...), Family Guy (this show guides me through life), Simpson's, Las Vegas, CSI Vegas, Iron Chef (today's secret ingredient Red Snappah), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Samurai Champloo, Chappelle's Show (BITCH) and so on...

My Blog

Fear and loathing in my apartment...

There are three things that are really annoying me this morning, and I'm going to take this time to jot them down... 1) Completely bogus friend requests. I just logged in to my account and...
Posted by Chrisolio on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

The Girlfriend Strikes Back...

A while back my girlfriend, Kristin, cracked me one whilst we slept. I wrote a blog about it. We laughed, you all laughed...I hope. All was well. Little did I know, she was plotting my demise. They sa...
Posted by Chrisolio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Head-butt, by a butt-head

Let me set the scene: It's between 3am and 5am, this morning. I'm sound asleep, not even dreaming...at least that I remember. I'm nice and snug lying next to my girlfriend, love of my life, she who wo...
Posted by Chrisolio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tick-tock...

So, I'm getting married in less than a month! Wow, never would've thought it would happen...then again I am 31, never thought that would happen either...stupid laws of time and space! ...
Posted by Chrisolio on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

Man gives birth

I have given birth to a bouncing baby 3mm kidney stone. This is a big deal since I didn't even know I was pregnant, I wasn't even showing! This was the weirdest damn thing that has happene...
Posted by Chrisolio on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:52:00 PST

I can't wait...

I'm looking forward to being a husband...I can't wait. That is something I didn't think I'd be saying anytime soon. I was content cruising through life, not worrying about much ...
Posted by Chrisolio on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST