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Why Are You Naked Khris?

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Hello there, ma'am/sir! My name is Khris. So... this is the point where I talk about my life right? Okay... So... I have this girlfriend. Her name would be Sara. She's the one who I can say I truly Love. I Love Her. Sorry girls. She deserves her own little section. She's the nicest person you could ever meet. Just don't piss her off. She will punch you. I want the Jonas Brothers to burn. Obviously that should tell you that she's obsessed with them. If not... that's what I was implying. I'm a jealous kid. Honestly. So...I probably won't like you if you're bubbly. It surprises me that not many people knew what that meant. So...she loves me...I Love Her...nuff sed. Anyways... Yeah. Lol.So. I guess I'm a normal kid. Depending on what you define normal. I listen to everything, mostly RnB, Punk Pop Rock, and Rap. I like to dance. I play the guitar and I'm going to start making my own music in the summer. My birthday's in May. I like getting my ice cream from Wegman's. Only the hazelnut biscotti flavor =]. I love acting. I hate fighting. Make babies, not war. I have an obsession with Selena Gomez. It's unhealthy. I think too much. If only people knew what goes through my head, we'd probably have wars. I'm a deep thinker, and at times, I wish I wasn't. Ignorance is bliss, and the fear of what you know cause tragedies. Think about it. I love Wawa. SoRealCru will always be my favorite crew. I'm pretty shy if I'm in a room with people I don't know. But if I'm with friends, shit, I'll talk to anyone. As long as you don't seem intimidating. Lol. I have at least one common thing with pretty much everyone, it's scary. I like Turkey Sandwhich's with toasted white bread and no tomatoes. I like to look nice. I like the word aardvark. Not so much the animal. I hate liars. But I tend to be a hypocrite. And if I lie, it's usually subconciously...like...I'll say I didn't take your pen but I really did and I wouldn't even know it. If you think I'm fake, it's probably because you're too fake to realize you are, or you just don't talk to me enough, or I think you like my girlfriend. If you wonder why I hate you, I'll tell you. Just ask me. SPYRO IS THE SHIT. This is getting kinda long... When do I stop? Eh. Anyways. I like chewing gum. Eating food. Drinking milk. Playing tag. Games. Games of Tag. Funny Movies. Drinking Wawa peach Iced Tea. Talking on the phone. Texting. Texting while talking on the phone. Playing games while texting and talking on the phone. Slaying demons. Sleeping. Eating ice cream. Buying clothes. Hanging out. Going to mall. Going to the mall, buying clothes and hanging out. Making videos. Making people laugh. Making videos of making people laugh. Eating at fastfood restaurants. Cars. Going to the eighth dimension and slaying the monkey king. Making fun of Gooch. Lol. Eating oreos. Listening to music. Making music. Dancing to music. Tripping down stairs. Having fun. Bob Saget. Swimming. Wishing I could swim. Taking walks. Being on Stage. The Muppets. Going to the beach. Taking walks on the beach. Falling on the beach and getting attacked by seagulls and losing your only hotdog after losing 20 dollars down the sewer. Laughing 3 days after falling on the beach, getting attacked by seagulls and losing your only hotdog after losing 20 dollars down the sewer. Well...enough about me, how about you? My AIM is HisnameisKhris Leave love with a comment
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Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:54:00 GMT