Tom Blood

CRAIG: I could say this character was based entirely on Tom Blood, but those of you who don't know who he is... and ladies, i'm surprised you don't know who he is, but all in all, Craig is the sane one of the group. Wears suits when appropriate, has more moves than a Karate master, gets more shags than Casanova on Viagra and has more intelligence in one brain cell than the rest of the group put together. (Okay, so maybe not ENTIRELY based on the man himself, but you get the gist.) Phantom Topman shopper, and even stretches to TopSHOP sometimes, rich bastard and all in all, would make an attractive version of Bill Gates feel bad about his life.