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mike

is this just for me or do i have to share it with all my monkey friends

About Me


You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion || 10%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were very low which suggests you are extremely reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer
I am 6% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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You are Colossus! Being a person of high
standards, you treat your friends fairly, and
stand for what's right. You may also find love
for the arts and appreciation for culture, but
at the same time may not be the best romantic.
Regardless of any faults, your friends know you
as strong-willed, and committed to justice.
Cyclops will treat you well, but watch out for
Gambit, who is often motivated by
self-interest.
Which X-Man Are You?
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My Interests

I am 74% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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I'd like to meet:


Take the quiz: "Which Dead Rock Star Are You?"

Kurt Cobain
You are Kurt Cobain! You're grundgy, twisted and very talented. You have a certain charm and individuality that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1994 from a gun shot wound to the mouth. Suicide.

honestly i dont care. if you can catch me on aim its mrandall78. say hi.

Music:

a perfect circle, mindless self indulgence, the beatles, sevendust, ratm, rush, tool, nin, phish, soundgarden, alice in chains, bloodhound gang, the doors, the black crowes, red hot chili peppers, nirvana, snake river conspiracy. the who, foo fighters, zz top, stabbing westward, old pearl jam, incubus, marilyn manson, smashing pumpkins, saliva, norah jones, 311, beastie boys, metallica, janis joplin, janes addiction, filter, earshot, david bowie, everclear, sarah mclachlan, white zombie, the dead milkmen, led zepplin, offspring, pink floyd, organ thief

Movies:


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its not that there are too many to list its just that i am too fucking lazy to do it. so as you read this just think of a movie and we can pretend that i have seen it and did like it. if thats ok with you its ok with me. if its not ok than fuck off.

damn the man save the empire

Television:

the simpsons, the shield, futurama, scrubs

Books:

pretty much anything with more words than pictures. and everything with more pictures than words.

Heroes:

fred durst. he just goes to prove that even stupid talentless jack-offs can become rich and famous. and get way more trim than should be allowed by anyone.

and the guy that taught them to do this

My Blog

something strange

so as i was driving to work the other day i saw a chair on the side of the interstate. not a recliner just a chair. it looked like it was put there for a purpose. it was just sitting upright against t...
Posted by mike on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

dammit all to hell

so i got home from work today and i had a great idea for a new blog. but then i sat down and watched the big lebowski with my roomates. now i forgot. but i do remember how funny that movie is though. ...
Posted by mike on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:48:00 PST

more random fun

ok so as i drive home almost every day i see this billboard that says run for st jude. now im thinking to myself. in order to run you have to be nominated. but it seems to me that with this billboard ...
Posted by mike on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:26:00 PST

i had something clever

but damn if i didnt forget. i think i might have to start writing stuff down.. or maybe if i try typing random stuff i might remember. anyways there i was pounding this midget in the ass when all of ...
Posted by mike on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 06:36:00 PST