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About Me

Several people have asked me to update this MySpace page. Well ok one person... But the point is they asked me, "Matt, what do you do with your life and when are you going to put your pants back on?"Wow such a strong question, really deserves a simple Matt answer. After my f'ing plumbing van was stolen in Chicago I began my overseas career as a plumber in Iraq to the support the on going bla bla. Yes blood, sweat, tears, coffee stains etc. Met a lot of great people, still keep in contact with, hmmm no one. Oops, it can be difficult to social network when you are sooo anti social. Anyways now I do contract management and internal audits. Fun stuff. A bonus to being a contractor is the travel. Taking great vacations across Asia and Europe, even did a 2 week tour of the Philippines. Interest include: updating my resume, being a Virgo, taking trips to Asia, listening to bombs explode, midnight walks around the perimeter.... Trying desperately to remain realistic in an unrealistic World. Stewie: So I'm shaving last night at this make-out party. I took a bunch of pictures. You can see'em on my MySpace page. Along with my favorite songs and movies and things that other people have created but that I use to express my individualism.

My Interests

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My Blog

It’s been a while

It's been a few years...But I have been back in the States for about 3 weeks. I was doin a lil lets say fishing, right before I was going to visit a nearby hilltop temple on my R&R action out in ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Vagina inspired throw pillows, and the woman who love them

So I let my girlfriend pick out the couch set she wanted (like that would happen any other way). Which is fine because I like them. A few days later though these, these throw pillows appear on the c...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 05:48:00 GMT

I got kicked out of Iraq and all I got was this appendectomy

Yeah so I'm back in the States for a little bit. I can say 'back in the States' because I work abroad. Sooooo I was just chillin' in Iraq and my appendix ruptured, no big deal exept I'm in a third...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 09:44:00 GMT

Matt was once in Egypt 's land

Yup yup. I leave tomorrow for Houston for a chance of working in the Middle East. Most likely Iraq. I'll be gone for up to a year. I bought all kinds of cool clothing that could be used in the desert ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jan 2005 06:28:00 GMT

I have no friends and I like vodka

Hey everybody! It's a sholom of a good day, yes? No? Maybe? I have a silly question, why do all the my space bands sound like Depeche Mode? 'Dude I don't want to sound like a queer or anything, b...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 10:36:00 GMT

Frankly Mr. Shankly I'm a bit of a mess.

This is pretty much how I feel give or take, but especially at the end. Monty standing in the men's bathroom talking to himself in the mirror........ "Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city a...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Nov 2004 00:54:00 GMT

Why don't we all strap bombs to our chests and ride our bikes to the next G-8 picnic?

Trying not to get too polictical, but America's Federal government has just become even more conservative, and there's still atleast another four more years of this. I would like to thank all of the n...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 06:38:00 GMT

Coffee and the Velvet Underground

Holy shitballs I was talking about a face sitting dream on this. What was I on? Oh yeah pot.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Nov 2004 09:22:00 GMT

Speaking of.......

So like this blog thing is tricky I can't figue out how to post a profile pic onto my profile, or list what music I'm listening to. So I'll just tell you, Meat Beat Manifesto. ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 10:18:00 GMT

Blog monsters

OHHHHHH they have blogs on the internet now.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:52:00 GMT