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LauraG

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The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes. -Henry David Thoreau


We can be richer than industry as long as we know that there's things that we don't really need. -Willy Mason

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My Blog

railroad tracks and heavy sleepers don’t mix

I just wanted to remind everyone (just in case you don't already know this) that if you are ever looking for a good place outside to nap in the sun, railroad tracks are not the ideal spot for napping....
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 18:49:00 GMT

Man denies huffing, caught with gold paint on face

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/13951 So a man in Florida got kicked out by his wife from their travel trailer because of his little problem with huffing spray paint.  When policed responded ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:21:00 GMT

OSBCs

I have had enough. I am no longer going to be quiet anymore. Old men should not be allowed to wear short running shorts at the gym. There should be a flesh to seat contact rule put in place at YMCAs a...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:23:00 GMT

guns are not powertools...

http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html On Saturday in Deepwater,MO a man named Ronald Long tried to install a satellite TV system in his and his wife’s bedroom.  He had to make a ho...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:16:00 GMT

Food Shortage Crisis in Local Refrigerator

Austin, TX- After eating a toasted heal of bread with butter Friday night local resident, Laura Garlock, officially declared a food shortage crisis for her entire apartment.  Signs of the crisis ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:23:00 GMT