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jomyron

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About Me

i would like to give props out to two great bands.... broken theory and endo-method.... just search them on myspace if you interested
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My Interests

football, track and field mainly field, baseball i guess. One main interest is my girlfriend molli.

I'd like to meet:

funny section in newspaper a while back:One Man Writes: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I've never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
You Are 38% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

Movies:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/260073/ultimate_peeping_tom/

Books:

i really don't like reading unless it's mostly pictures lol, but there are two books that i really like. one is 90 or less pages (lol)and the name of that book is Sadako and The Thousand Paper Cranes. The other book is 400+ pages. i just couldn't put it down. The name of this book was The House of The Scorpion.

Heroes:

brother and myself

My Blog

MY FIRST BLOG

This is my first blog so i apologize if it's horrible.  I'm only going to put what comes to my mind, but i'll do it in a way that only i (hopefully) can fully understand what is going through my ...
Posted by jomyron on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST