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D. Lanphier

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

About Me...... I had a friend who was a sock puppet who i liked to get into wacky sexual adventures with until my mom found us together one day after school, I'm sure going to miss playing tug of war with him One of my hobbies is shocking my dogs testicles with a bug zapper. My best qualities would have to be my blind desperation, and my persistancy (an order of restraint hasn't stopped me yet), so ladies please the next time you see me in your bushes and you go to call the police remember this, i peep because i care, and i will not be denied I don't like people who are better than me, but that seems to be everybody Never take me that seriously I edited my profile with MADD SKILLS!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone sensitive preferably retarted or lobotomized a drooler who enjoys sitting, someone i can beat up on

My Blog

Tell me this isn't true, and i'll prove to you that it is

The 5 stages of being drunkStage 1 - FEELING CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledg...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:02:00 GMT

Keepin it real for the good guys

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and complaining about what jerks guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:13:00 GMT