Religion |
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you haveto stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises andexaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion.Religio...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:54:00 GMT |
My Grandpa was a bootlegger.. |
This is a long story. It is all true.I hope you enjoy it.It is the story ofBill Jordan My Grandfather.By Sheriff I GOT MY MAN Tom Gantt, Covington County(As Told to Robert D. Burgess)(Reprinted from "...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:40:00 GMT |
Mass piss test |
Teaspoon of urine can drug test an entire cityScientists say sewer water sampling tracks community's meth, cocaine useThe Associated PressUpdated: 6:06 p.m. ET Aug 21, 2007 WASHINGTON - Researchers ha...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
Politically Correct Prayer in School |
"Let's quiet down, children. Now that we've finally gotten rid of that terrible Supreme Court decision, I can again lead you in prayer."So children, let's get ready for our morning prayer. Did everyon...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
The Boot. |
The BootI almost got stirred upIn the piss-stew you'd serve up for dinnerI almost got whipped upIn your redneck trailer-park twisterI can't wait to flush you down the shitterI hate you more than Adolf...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:52:00 GMT |
I hate clowns.... |
I hate clowns....By DAZ Many years ago It was my birthday. I guess I was 4 or 5,At that time my mom took my twin and older brother and I to the BOZO show. It was being filmed behind the mall in Vest...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:13:00 GMT |
The Fairies by William Allingham |
The FairiesbyWilliam AllinghamUp the airy mountainDown the rushy glen,We dare n't go a-hunting,For fear of little men;Wee folk, good folk,Trooping all together;Green jacket, red cap,And white owl's fe...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:28:00 GMT |
THE GREAT SMOKE OFF |
THE GREAT SMOKE OFF Shel Silverstein - 1972Now in the laid back California, town of sunny San Rafael.Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake,you probably knew her well.She was stoned fifteen, of her eight...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:06:00 GMT |
Song of the Sausage Creature |
Song of the Sausage Creatureby Hunter S. ThompsonThere are some things nobody needs in this world, and a bright-red, hunch-back, warp-speed 900cc cafe racer is one of them - but I want one anyway, and...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:12:00 GMT |
