Bowzer's real weight... |
I hear Bowzer went on a scale, but the scale couldn't hold his weight so it got crushed under him.
In celebration, Bowzer ate a cat.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
GOOD LORD! |
I was driving by a nice clam road today, and I saw a HOT DOG TRUCK, and it was tipped over! Hoping to see if everything was okay, I parked my car on the side of the road, I noticed two things, one, EV...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:17:00 GMT |
EVERYONE IS NOTICING IT, BOWZER! |
What a fatass.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:05:00 GMT |
Anyone else... |
...getting sick of that "I'm Too Sexy" song on Bowzer's profile? I'm guessing he was looking for "I'm Too Hungry", and accidently chose the wrong one...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:01:00 GMT |
Take a look at Bowzer's friend list |
Ronald McDonald and The Burger King?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
God damnit, thanks a lot asshole! |
I was about to enjoy my cake, when all of a sudden, I hear this noise. Like cats dying, and it turns out someone put a Sha Na Na CD on a stereo. I went to turn that shit off, and there goes Bowzer WIT...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
The REAL reason why Bowzer uses KY Jelly... |
...his mouth needs lubrication from all of that food thrown in it. Fucking fatass.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:37:00 GMT |
Looks like... |
I WON THE WAR AGAIN! I'm leading 2-0, bitch.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 14:49:00 GMT |
I WON THE WAR! |
BOWZER IS HISTORY!
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:47:00 GMT |
Oh my god... |
Holy shit, you look like such a fucking retard. Nice hair asshole.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:31:00 GMT |
