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About Me

Hi. I'm a student, waiter, wannabe writer, and general thrill-seeking, pleasure-hungry sensualist. Enjoying writing as I do, I feel the following nine haiku can most fully express who I am.Normal people do Fucked up things when fucked up things Have become normal.Alcohol is like A friend who brings out our best In the worst of times.A vagina is A magic place full of silk, Fire, and angels.Beady-eyed skinhead Sodomites from outer space. Fuck gray aliens.She hates her freckles. I wonder if the night sky Despises it's stars?I'd rather frighten Than fuck the feeble-minded. Goodbye, beautiful.Laugh it up, whitey. When the revolution comes, You will not be spared.Haiku, in English, Is an illegitimate Form of poetry.To appreciate Poetry should require More than just counting...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Yeshua bin Yosef, The Prophet Mohammed (PBUH), Siddhartha, Timothy Leary, Terrance McKenna, Tom Robbins, Yann Martel, Salman Rushdie, Asoka, Thomas Paine, Isaac Asimov, Jared Diamond, William F. Buckley, Noam Chomsky, Dennis Kucinich, Paul Wellstone, Ralph Nader, George W. Bush, Fidel Castro, Immortal Technique, Saul Williams, Big Poppa E, Black Ice, Suheir Hammad, Black Thought, ?uest Love, Dave Chapelle, Mos Def, Hunter S. Thompson, Miles Davis, PropaGandhi, Pope Alexander VI, Pope Eugenius IV, Egalabalus, Stephen Hawking, Brian Greene, Matt Groening, Seth McFarlane, Socrates, Voltaire (the philosopher and author, not the effiminate goth singer), Robert S. MacNamara, Abraham, Julius Ceasar, Vercingetorix, whomever put the bop in the bop-doo-wop-doo-wop, Malaclypse the Younger, Erich Fromm, Douglas Rushkoff, Hermes, Loki, Lucifer, Coyote, George Clinton, Black Elk, Chief Seattle (to be continued).... Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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My Blog

I Have a Better Idea (by Philip Ott)

I Have A Better Idea (by Philip Ott) That youre cuter than cute is indisputably true, Even a cursory glance is irrefutable proof; Your cerulean eyes recline into languorous slits, Spa...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 20:57:00 GMT

various haiku

Normal people doFucked up things when fucked up thingsHave become normal.Alcohol is like A friend who brings out our best In the worst of times.A vagina isA magical place full of silk,Fire, and angel...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:55:00 GMT

a very short poem, written while drunk

I'm in a nightclub, And it's 1am, And I've never felt So socially disarmed; Gameless; My wit is wasted, Lost in the music, I can't dance, Attempts to engage Those around me In real conversa...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:39:00 GMT

the nature of the threat (final version)

The Nature of the Threat, aka The World's Longest Toastby Philip OttIt is most of what we think we know plus everything unknown,Some think themselves too wise for it; history has shownIt is ever-prese...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:22:00 GMT

for your eyes only

This isn't a blog entry. It's a magic spell, and if you're reading this, and you're the individual or company wholely or partially responsible for the dozens of phony friend requests and messag...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:53:00 GMT

My thoughts on globalization, were I Thomas Friedman...

(Me pretending to be) Thomas Friedman on Globalization: Globalization is the greatest damn thing since hydrogen met oxygen! It's a golden tidal wave humanity will surf into the star-sp...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:10:00 GMT