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Coffeeflavoredbeefsteak

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About Me

I'm a mid'20s guy from the midwest. No, I fucking hate Nascar. Nice try, though. I pass the time like most other civilized sheep. I bah and follow the herd during the day, but understand that my country and several others are raping the world economically and trying to horde everything to themselves. That being said I am a devout Patriot, but wonder if my country displays the morals and ethics of an Imperialist oppressor. Regardless, I love computers, music, all things gaming, women, college basketball, and sketching; not necessarily in that order. I hate politics, bad drivers, multinational corporations, political correctness, and cigarettes (even though I smoke).

My Interests

Conquering the world through pacifism and an overflowing amount of empathy. Writing shitty songs about common drudgery. Reading intensely thorough 19 century novels. Toking the gonge, and playing with Seabass and Max (Uberkitties!)

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush (to thump on the head) Abe Vigoda (personal hero) Kenny Chesney (to burn with kerosene) Kurt Vonnegut (to thumb my nose at) Bob Odenkirk (to congradulate on nothing) Stephen Hawking (to ask... Uh, What?) Chuck Norace (to tell him he's not an actor)...and any1 that hates people as much as i do:P

Music:

anything that doesn't fucking blow, or sound exactly like that thing i heard about a year ago that fucking blew.

Movies:

Anything with Werner Herzog, must admit i do like the original Star Wars trilogy, my favorite movie is Apocalypse Now (original not the Redux)

Television:

mostly sports and cartoons, i don't watch alot of TV actually:(

Books:

any fiction Favorites include: Heart of Darkness, Lolita, Breakfast of Champions, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues...

Heroes:

Abe Vigoda, Martin King Jr., Ghandi, Einstein, Joseph Conrad, Odin, Spiderman, Conan, Mad Max, Luke Skywalker, Chuck D, Nelson Mandella, and of course Michael Jordan;)