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About Me


"So... we've got about a half hour to kill."
"Yeah, or even thirty minutes, at least."
"..."
"..."
"...Uh, a half hour?"
"Oh."

I'm eighteen, I'm a little bit of an asshole sometimes. The 70% of my body that should be water is actually a concentrated form of liquid sarcasm.

I'm not fond of MySpace but I'm here anyways. Some may know me from school or whatever; I don't care. If I made no concious effort to know you in high school then there's probably a good reason for it.

I did get found by Ainsley, though, so this site will get the benefit of the doubt.

But only on Tuesdays.

__absynthétic. says:
You should get a hitlerstache and a combover, and walk down the street and see what people do.
Okee Dokee! says:
Hey, have you ever been beat down by a large group of people for no apparent reason

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Oprah, as seeing her in person would simply enhance the mental image of me shitkicking that nig-- can I even say that on here?

My Blog

Fuckwits.

Yes. Fuckwits. Customers are always the peak of my evening, good or bad. Usually bad stupid."Your beer room's lookin' pretty empty." OR,"You guys get robbed? HAHAHAH!" You're so clever!Let's review th...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 22:46:00 GMT

General Stupidity Frustrates Monet. Fact.

Is common sense completely fucking lost on people? Intelligence and general appreciation does not exist in the minds of individuals. I'm at work and a guy comes up and makes a huge liquor purchase. It...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:35:00 GMT

Questions ganked from Ainsbee.

1. What is your best friend's grandma's name?Um. No idea. We'll call her Lucy.2. Where is the weirdest place you have a birthmark?My mom swears up and down that I have one on the back of my head, but ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:55:00 GMT

McDonald's Customers.

I'll clarify that, no, I do not work at McDonald's. This was purely customer-to-customer....interaction. One (of many) things that pisses me off is completey impatient pricks. When you show up at a Mc...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:01:00 GMT

keke

Am I a horrible person for laughing and hanging up on the assistant manager of Sobey's as he's trying to tell me he's unable to hire me? I thought so. I'm such an ass.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 13:01:00 GMT

Another random, meaningless entry..post/journal thing.

(Disclaimer: The following is all on-a-whim ranting. Not even ranting, just noting. Rudely. Regardless, I say first: I have met some pretty cool "goth" people. I don't like to call them goth because t...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:44:00 GMT

Emo can suck my dick.

I hate emo.I hate the word, I hate the definition, I hate the style. It's this fucked up in-between of goth, punk and autistic. The makeup, the 'i wish i were a homosexual, but i'm not, but i make out...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:23:00 GMT

POINTLESS RANT.

Well, okay, I was talking to Miss Ainsley over MSN and the mention of art teachers and our hate for them came up.. ...Which is almost unrelated but, in any case, why the fuck are people so adamant abo...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:47:00 GMT

Useless banter.

It took for-fucking-ever, but I managed to tweak the MySpace profile. Yes, it is 6 a.m. No, I haven't slept; yes, I am a total dork. Except I can't get rid of the damn orange font there.I hate CSS and...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:18:00 GMT