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Beardy McFace

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About Me

Welcome, one and all to the amazing experience that is my MySpace. whilst not for everyone, it does cater for the criminally insane, the just plain bonkers and the the occasional Emo. If you have any questions or queries about open days, parties weddings etc, please do not hesitate to contact me. The Almighty BiffKing RaKoon, Also known as NaziBoy. CEO of everything thats worth having. And then some. Seriously tho I'm insanely easy to get on with and I only rip peoples heads off if they deserve it. So yeah thats bout it really. If ya want to get to know me then just add me =D
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy Southam otherwise known as Biffking RaKoon aka NaziBoy
Birthday: Some point during the month of april
Birthplace: Leicester
Current Location: Holmes Chapel
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11 and 3/4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: migrtated from planet Cybertron bout 1,000 years ago
The Shoes You Wore Today: me DCs
Your Weakness: I am immune to everything sept brown eyes, irish accents and either very long hair or short hair. (female only)
Your Fears: that i wont ever get out of holmes chapel and that i'll be jobless for several years
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast Stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job and move in with Chewitt. oh and rule the world, wine the lottery etc...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmao, lol, bifftastic
Thoughts First Waking Up: " i bet you anythign its gone 12".
Your Best Physical Feature: has to be the beard of power.
Your Bedtime: what is this "bedtime" of which you speak?
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: either, long as its diet
MacDonalds or Burger King: either
Single or Group Dates: single obviously
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither. i get my caffine fix from diet coke
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: never in my fucking shit hole of a life =D
Do you Sing: depends on your definition of the word "sing"
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: proberbly at sum point yes
Do you belive in yourself: it has been known to happen yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes =@
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah ;P
Are you a Health Freak: haha no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeahnoyeahno kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yes =D
Do you play an Instrument: again depends upon your definition of the word "play"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: non what so ever. tho i have had the occasional beer =D
In the past month have you Smoked: nooope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: my totally legal life saving drugs yes. other than that no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: who do you think i am, mister popular?!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we dont have malls in this country. so no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: again no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the souls of those stupid enought to let me into their lives
Ever been Drunk: "no"- ment in the same context as " George W bush is smater than einstein"
Ever been called a Tease: might have been at some point
Ever been Beaten up: couple of times
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i wont. i shall live forever. failing that im gonna haunt yo ass for ever.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an uberhero
What country would you most like to Visit: not country, planet. so mars
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: bout 5'7
Weight: no comment
Best Clothing Style: cloths just get in the way
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: god only knows... cus he stole them!!!
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: due to leagl constraints, i cannot answer this question
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You scored as hardcore emo. you are a hardcore emo kid. you wear black and love to hardcore dance. if the song doesn't break down at some point, you don't like it. you listen to it dies today, poison the well, and the bled.

hardcore emo


75%

geek emo


60%

poppy emo


45%

depressed emo


25%

chick emo


15%

metal emo


0%
what kind of emo kid are you?
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I am Trunks. Srtong and full of spunk. Alwasy
there when someone needed me.
??What Dragonball Z Character are You??
brought to you by Quizilla..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5mild mannered student by day, death-dealing magical ninja by night! oops i sed to much. im and y from holmes chapel, near crewe, north west england. so i get the honour of bein near Man Utd but have to put up with the weather as well. oh well necer mind hey. i like rock musice, and pretty much all types of it to. i enjoy goin t'pub with me mates and havin a few pints. dont smoke cus i just cant be arsed. tryin to teach meself bass at the mo so if any1s got any pointers, ta! oh and im 18, blue eyes brown and purple hair (dont ask!) etc etc. laters dudes and dudettes Take the quiz: "What Angel Are You?"

Battle Angel
You are a Battle Angel.Your wings are sharp as blades, and you cary many weapons although most are hidden.You will fight to the death for what you want, and will stand up to what you believe in.There is no room in your heart for anger, and the most you wiull hold a grudge for is the rest of the day.You love deeply and betrayel will be your downfall, beareful it doesn't change you inot a Fallen Angel, or because it will take you a long time to climb up again.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chainsaw
Your Favorite Target: Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count: 806,942,608
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 7
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $185,795,693,225,617
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 55%
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com You are Biffkin Rakoon.
(Your alter-ego is Andy Southam)
Your super-hero ability:
Use the Jedi mind trick
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have low conscientiousness.
Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

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