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About Me

Its not about what happened in the past or what you think will happen in the future, its about the ride for Christs sake. There is no point of going through all this crap, if your not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what, when you least expect it, something great might come along, something better than you even planned for. Mr. Feffer.. width="425" height="350" embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJavaScript="false" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CVGb_gCx15Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" I am a sarcastic open book!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Only everyone and no one all at the same time!! Seems reasonable!!

Music:

I have a soundtrack playing in my head at all times. I love every kind of music!!

Movies:

I watch ALOT of movies. I love lighting candles, dimming the lights, and watching movies, movie theater style. My neighbors and I have an understanding...lol. I really get into all types of movies except for horror. My imagination is scary enough. I don't need to assist it or see it played out in any way!!

Television:

I watch a lot of off the wall stuff but keep in mind i don't have cable so my choices are really limited.

Heroes:

Many of the members of my family, all for their own special quirks!!

My Blog

Only funny to Crystal!!!

Get a myspace already because this is you!! toothpastefordinner.com...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

KOTEX. (not gross just open it!)

So there are jobs in a persons life that they should be comfortable doing. For instance the drive through guy at Burger King should not worry if he is not comfortable in his own skin...no one ca...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:46:00 PST

37 people SUCK

So 37 people read my last blog and zero people commented!! You guys suck...just unsubscribe already!!!
Posted by Mel ~ B on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

bachelor vs. bachelorette parties

So I am very curious about the difference in behavior for bachelor vs. bachelorette parties!! I really have to give it up to girls on this one!! Recently I attended a bachelor/bachelor...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:52:00 PST

It's really not my fault...well maybe!

So I am cursed. 1. I will forever be a crazy cat lady. (I really need the TLC life lessons statue and don't think for one minute that it won't be displayed in all of it's glory!) Although ...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

You have to do it once...

Sometimes when I think that I have accomplished all the crazy shit that I need to do, I do something like get wasted and motorboat the bartender. Her titties are great and she loved it!! (...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

SON OF A BITCH

Please help me keep my sanity. Today I was watching the news. I saw a story of a really hip 109 year old!! I believe he lives in California. He had a suit on with really cool 7...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:43:00 PST

So I will be finding a life soon, I promise...

hey nikki is bored too and if she didn't live so damn far away, I would make sure we would at least be bored together instead of filling these out!! 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?yes 2. LONGES...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:41:00 PST

Prunie Movie night in the hottub!!

So tonight the best idea ever happened. We couldn't decide what to do. Some of us wanted to go into the hottub and the others wanted to spend the evening watching movies. Hello and w...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:18:00 PST

This hasn't been done in a while!!

Haven't done one of these in a while :) Feeling bored.1. Do you have a special place where you go to be alone?Actually I have a coupledepends what city I am in and the weather!!2. Did you ever get los...
Posted by Mel ~ B on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:43:00 PST