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a jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place

About Me

I AM PRESIDENT OF MY MOUSTACHE CLUB. Crispin Glover & I are only FRIENDS.

My Interests

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My Blog

Julie’s Uno Haiku

French lady stink eyedraw 4 frog wild card sleeping;Florida boy cries.-by Julie Jansen, International Traveler
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:27:00 GMT

3 Transcontinental Haikus

1. Voyager HaikuSleepless excitement;Follow unconstructed paths;Lonely boot walking2. Uno HaikuSleepy stink eye scowlloud shuffling, quiet plane. NightLife does not exist.3. Cute French HaikuExcel...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:25:00 GMT

Sade's Dream Wig

Last night I dreamt I was wearing Sade's wig.  In real life, she doesn't wear one.  In my dream, I couldn't control it as well as she.  It weighed upon my identity, inspiring lusty caut...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:05:00 GMT