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About Me

We have finished shooting on "The Hangover". We now move into post-production and editing. Not sure how long it will take to finish but I'll let you know. It's surprisingly difficult to produce a film when you're 5,000 miles away. Luckily, my London team seems to have things under control.
"I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. "
"Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence." -Ricky Bobby
"Don't Mistake Kindness for Weakness."
"Big Orange Ball, Sinking in the Water; Toes in the Sand, Couldn't get Much Hotter. Little Umbrella-Shaded Margaritas; Hot, Coconut Oil-Tanned Senoritas... Now I Know How Jimmy Buffet Feels...."
6' 1" & Tons of Fun
204 lbs. Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal
[number deleted] Inches & Worth the Climb
I work for Chevron and have been here a couple years. Now that I'm back in NOLA I may get back into the bar business as I spent most my years managing clubs, but we'll see about that later. As far as jobs go I've done everything from manual labor to office manager, from marketing at a record label to bartending and managing nightclubs. I've produced and acted in films (The Hangover is currently in Production in London). I'm well-rounded and versatile in every aspect of my life whether it be work, hobbies or general interest. I make friends easily and tend to leave an impression on those I meet.
In general, I'm a laid-back, easygoing guy who likes to have a good time and the occasional party. I'm a contradiction of terms and there's not true way to define me. I'm different than anyone you've ever met. Very little actually bothers me and I'm always the optimist.I almost always enjoy myself regardless of where I may be or who I might be with. I also have a wicked-cool sense of humor, though I come off as brash sometime. I tend to be brutally honest (pull no punches) at times, though I'm usually quite tact; but, if you are easily offended, perhaps you should speak to someone more your level.
Also, I'm a Fiend for Mojitos...

My Interests

I like, in no particular order: Shooting Pool, Cooking, Working Out, Poker, and Movies among other things.

I'd like to meet:

Heroes:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Victor
Birthday: April 13, 1981
Birthplace: New Orleans
Current Location: Morgan City, LA
Eye Color: Emerald
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde (yeah, baby, dirty)
Height: 6'1" (And Tons of Fun)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both, More Right than Left though
Your Heritage: ITALIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Your Perfect Pizza: Gourmet
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World Domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: How You Doin?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Morning Wood? At my Age?
Your Best Physical Feature: Total Package, Pick your Poison
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get to it
Your Most Missed Memory: Bourbon St.
Pepsi or Coke: Jack & Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco bell
Single or Group Dates: Either...Or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bubble Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Fuckin-A Right
Do you Sing: Quite well actually
Do you Shower Daily: Usually Twice
Have you Been in Love: No Comment
Do you want to go to College: Not Anymore
Do you want to get Married: Not any Time Soon
Do you belive in yourself: I Believe I Can Fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, I've Won Awards Saying I Am, so I Guess I Am... Plus, I'd Do Me
Are you a Health Freak: No, But I'm a Super-Freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep, I'm Italian, I Love my Momma
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, I Eat Lighting and Crap Thunder
Do you play an Instrument: Several actually
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, but never enough it seems
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, Not Big on Sweets
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah, at Tsunami's
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep, the World is My Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, but Looking Forward to It
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, I Don't Care for Thieves
Ever been Drunk: It Was My Job For A While
Ever been called a Tease: Yep, Apparently I'm Somewhat Unattainable
Ever been Beaten up: Sure
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: You Mean the Next Time, Right?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I Wanna Be Big
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No Preference, But Usually Tend to be Blue
Favourite Hair Color: No preference, but Usually Tend to be Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long, preferrably, but some chicks look hot with short hair
Height: No prefence
Weight: No Fatties, Please
Best Clothing Style: Clothing Optional
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Who Buys CD's Anymore?
Number of Piercings: I have 0
Number of Tattoos: Again, 0, but I have wicked scars Yo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No Regrets, no Worries, Always Look Forward
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My Blog

A Symphony of Frost and Flame

So I figured I'd post a new blog in case any of you actually read this thing. I'm not a big blogger but figure this was good a place as any to update everyone on my current status. I have a lot of th...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:25:00 PST

Under the Sky so Blue...

First I must say that the weather as of late has been very, very nice. I know this will change soon as we're currently tracking a storm near Jamaica that may very well enter the Gulf. This means I'll ...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:51:00 PST

The World is Yours....

So, I was bored and went through my friends for the first time in a loooong time and deleted somewhere around 75-100 people from my friends list, and action that will most certainly lead to some angry...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:57:00 PST

Once Again, All is Right with the World...

"Now, My Blind Eyes See What Others Cannot... That Sometimes, the Hands of Fate Must Be Forced!"If you hadn't noticed things were pretty weird there for me for a bit. I had everything lined for my mov...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:48:00 PST

Take Me Home... NOLA Bound...

So As many of you know I decided to move back to New Orleans after 3 years in Morgan City. I moved to MC for good reason but now starting to wonder why I stayed so long....Anyway, I got a line on a pl...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:53:00 PST

The Last Barman Poet

I am the Last Barman Poet.I see America Drinking the Fabulous Cocktails I Make, Americans Getting Stinky on Something I Stir or Shake; The Sex on the Beach,The Schnapps made from Peach.The Velvet Hamm...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

What the Hell?!

A lot of weird shit has been going on lately it seems. It's been a crappy few weeks for me, haven't really felt myself until I got back to work (which is really weird). For those of you who know me kn...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

Feels Just Like It SHOULD!

Let's jump in my El Camino - Uh huh Roll the windows down Thought we could see what kind of trouble we can find out on this messed up little town Got the Boss on the radio- uh huh Take whatever come...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST

The Weather Sucks

I've had an unusual week at work so far, not necessarily bad or good, just different....The weather has been truly shitty...I should be on a beach somewhere...My boss told me I'm wasting my time and t...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

Where I'm at...

I figured it was time for an update, as people seem to be curious. First off, I'm still out working, I don't care too much for being offshore but the job pays well [just got another raise] and it's g...
Posted by $<\~V.i.P~/>$ on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST