The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive

About Me

I dont know what I want anymore...I live on an Island and no its not tropical. I like rum drinks. I wear one type of deoderant and I just recently got braces at the age of 22. I was sick of looking like i was from new hampshire... (if your from new hampshire and dont have fcked up teeth I apologize.) The ocean is my calling and I love it. I semi-know what I want to do with my life and have no idea how I am going to do it all. Yes, i have a list started.I am learning to live my life looking towards the future rather than day by day. With everything constantly changing around me I tend to go with the flow.Im just me.

My Interests

Extreme Sports: Skydiving, Hang gliding, Rock Climbing, Paintball, Snowboarding, riding my motorcycle... Anything that gets your heart pumping and adrenaline racing.Going out and meeting new people... (not really... im kind of an introvert)Hiking, scuba diving, reading a good book, traveling, spending countless hours online for no apparant reason, filling out stupid online surveys on websites where people read through and say, "hey, thats just like the other million profiles I just read..." You know, the usual...I often wonder what it would be like if I could just forget certain aspects of my life... Ever see that movie Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind? If you could erase things/people from your memory would you?? At this point I feel like I would if given the option.

I'd like to meet:

myself... when I was like 7 years old.

Music:

mmm... Acid Techno.... Prodigy, Praga Khan, Lords of acid... Anything made with a synthesizer is pretty good in my book. Unless its really bad house or horrible 80's techno. thats video game shit is right out as well...The Who Led Zeppelin Angels and Airwaves Rolling Stones boy george..... j/kMozart Beethoven Vivaldi BB King Drop Kick Flogging Molly AK1200 Space Girl Mark-E-Mark and the funky bunch Morris Day and the times?? meh... Rancid OLD Blink 182 LIT Dave Mathews BandI dont like jam bands... they stink.*Sublime* old 311

Movies:

I live for movies... (in order of appearance) BRAVEHEART V FOR VENDETTA Army of Darkness 12 Monkeys Tombstone A Clockwork Orange Appleseed Metropolis Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Layercake Lord of The Rings Trilogy Ong Bok Attack the gas station Vanilla Sky Waiting Donnie Darko Pulp Fiction Go Spun Party Monster Road to Perdition Shaun of the Dead Equilibrium Grandmas Boy Indiana Jones (all) Ghost in the Shell 1+2 Akira Princess Mononoko Spirited Away Basilisk GungraveUsual Suspects Hero House of Flying Daggers Quills Iron Monkey Requiem for a Dream Brick The Jacket Monty Python: Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, Holy Grail Debbie Does Dallas.... just checking to see if your paying attention. Clerks Mallrats Dogma Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Clerks 2 Die Hard Series Blazing Saddles and so much more...

Television:

venture brothers, family guy, trinity blood

Books:

Anything Tolkien... Silmarillion up to the Lost Tales, Sword of Truth series, On the road again, Douglas Adams, Marrion Zimmer Bradley, V for Vendetta, Einsteins Dreams, some history stuff... The Five Rings, Art of War, Catcher in the Rye, Where the Red Fern Grows (gets me every time.) 1984, Fear and Loathing. Good characters and new ideas... you've got my attention.

Heroes:

that midget from the movie, "willow" or maybe andre the giant in "a princess bride"

My Blog

Now im here

So it has come to pass that my ass is now placed on Long Island. Im close to home, have met some good people down here and the work I am doing is easy as hell. I cant complain at all... Im a 3 minute ...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

to ALL of my friends!!! Kind of long so bear with me..

Im not sure who this will actually reach or who will respond, but I feel as though it is needed. As I put in the subject heading this is to ALL my friends... best, close, and slightly acquainted....
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

I am leaving

As of tomorrow, may 29th I will be leaving for Europe. Megan and I have decided to go on a bit of a Euro-trip starting in Amsterdam we will be making our way south to Munich, Brussels, Prague, Vienna,...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:18:00 PST

Where did you go last night???

Have you ever been to candy land? I can honestly tell you that I have... Upon entering this wonderful place a transparant film covers everything, printed on this film is hundreds if not thousan...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST

wish i may wish i might....

sometimes, when i hear rap or hip-hop, I wish i was black. ...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:47:00 PST

The truth about a jaded raver

Interesting read-- You might be a jaded raver if.... -You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. -You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather largedimensions. yupp -Yo...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:36:00 PST

Theres just something about it,,,

HonorA dream once lived,Held up,A god on high,Now it seems a distant cloud,A mere whisper,A hush,Swept by a summers breeze,Nothing more than a word,Jotted,Ink on a page....
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:36:00 PST

ALL Friends, Sorry to say...

I would be a more active friend to everyone on my friends list but most peoples pages i view freeze up my comp and i have to restart my computer. So that kinda limits my options and what i can do and ...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lifes like that

I dunno... Things are going to be getting very hectic soon. Im going to start work again at the landscaping and excavating and im also going to be picking up this catering gig (hopefully) as a side j...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What I know

From living life you gather exactly what you know. From the smallest insignificant event you have learned something. It is that fact that shows us life is one learning experience. What you know is not...
Posted by The Craftiest mother F*cker Alive on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST