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About Me

A little bitter
A lot sarcastic
Witty in my own mind
Reserved out loud
Talking with text because I’m mute in the flesh
Maimed, tamed, shamed and unattained
I’m a comatose plagiarist with a blank agenda
Randomly compulsive
With a twitch and a stutter in mind
Scrapin’ with my conscience
My breath is being pirated
Dreaded canines nipping at my crotch
So I’m dragging the corpses from my hope chest
Scapegoat to a war that was already raging
I'm technically difficult
Blink

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I heart hippies! They're just like people!
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My Blog

Swimming Anyone?

So, 6AM Friday morning seemed like a good time to go swimming to me. There was most certainly plenty of water! Of course it wasn’t until later that I was clued in on the full concept. Apparently...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Fuckin' ABCDs

So, now that Wyatt the grand old age of 2, he has developed quite a vocabulary. last week, as DDDora the Explorer was coming on the tv, he started hitting the screen with his plastic shovel and yellin...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:45:00 GMT

turtles or frogs

1. Your current InterestsMy son and husband and their adventures. 2. What's the most expensive and cheapest thing you bought lately?gas is most expensive, 25 cent vending machine tatoo cheapest. 3. Wh...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:53:00 GMT