I've been labeled as: Intelligent, intimidating, easily amused, analytical, a bitch, a liberal, arrogant, witty, unapologetic, blunt, anti-war, pro-choice, anti-theocracy, agnostic, sarcastic, a control freak, plain, laid back, nagging, anti-authority, and clinically depressed with social anxiety disorder. I'm complex and contradicting but can still be taken at face value. I'm truly a person who lives their life without letting the opinions of others influence my decisions and directions.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Toni JoLynn M.
Date of Birth: October 27, 1980
Birthplace: Claremore, OK
Current Location: My sitting room
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'4"
Heritage: Indian (with a feather, not a dot)
Piercings: 3 but I've had several more over my lifetime
Tattoos: 3 so far
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Johnny Cash
Song: Tyler by the Toadies
Movie: Wizard of Oz
Disney Movie: Peter Pan
TV show: Grey's Anatomy
Color: Deep Red
Food: Baked Potatoes
Pizza topping: Pork Sausage
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate Almond
Drink (alcoholic): Tequila Shots
Soda: Root Beer
Store: Target
Clothing Brand: I wish I was young enough to still care...Old Navy I guess.
Shoe Brand: Converse or Pumas
Season: Spring
Month: April
Holiday/Festival: Thanksgiving (any holiday that condones ritualized eating disorders gets a thumbs up from me)
Flower: Birds of Paradise
Make-Up Item: Mascara
Board game: Trivial Pursuit
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: not both? dammit. love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: looks initially but you have to have the personality to back it up
Coffee or tea: caffeine
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: None...I don't like to set myself up for disappointment
Most missed memory: Freshman year...my lungs and liver are still reeling
Best physical feature: Hands (and not in any perverse way either)
First thought waking up: I'm so damned tired!
Hypothetical personality disorder: hypothetical...Dontgiveashitmania
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Breast Augmentation
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
Fairytale alter ego: Sleeping Beauty (well sleeping something at least)
Most stupid remark: Ask Lane...he's the one who hears them.
Worst crime: nevermind
Greatest ambition: If I had any ambitions don't you think my life would be a little different?
Greatest fear: Being proven wrong by any believe or burn organized religion
Darkest secret: I like to keep my secrets secret. They stay secret that way.
Favorite subject: Anything trivial and impressive.
Strangest received gift: My gifts have all been pretty normal as far as I can remember
Worst habit: procrastinating
Do You:
Smoke: socially
Drink: socially
Curse: occasionally
Shower daily: mostly
Like thunderstorms: I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS!!
Dance in the rain: I have on occasion
Sing: poorly, yes
Play an instrument: not with any skill
Get along with your parents: N/A, I'm an adult orphan
Wish on stars: yes but I put no stock into it
Believe in fate: no
Believe in love at first sight: love, no. lust, yes. Sometimes some of us are lucky enough to have the lust evolve into love.
Can You:
Drive: technically but without any skill
Sew: buttons only
Cook: yes, I can but I choose not to
Speak another language: my English is barely passable
Dance: horribly...but like a rock star when I'm drunk
Sing: poorly, yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: not even close
Whistle: nope...freakishly short tongue
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: maybe ;)
Been Stoned/High: ahem, next question
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: more so everyday
Skipped school: no
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: no, stealing is a vice I've never had any interest in
Cried yourself to sleep: several times
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? bad manners
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? after the children
Name three things you can't live without: Air, water and food
What is the color of your room? green
Do you have any siblings? 2 big brothers
Do you have any pets? no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no, well possibly
What is you middle name? JoLynn
What are you nicknames? TJkins and tigerlily
Are you for or against gay marriage? "sanctity of marriage" is theocratic bullshit (plain enough?)
What are your thoughts ..ion? I think my reproductive rights are absolutely none of the business of the government
Do you have a crush on anyone? just Lane and, oh yeah, Dr. Drew
Are you afraid of the dark? No (one of the few phobias I don't have)
How do you want to die? In my sleep and really freakin' old
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably 5 or so of those plastic tube ones
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? In a heartbeat
What is the last law you’ve broken? I drove around downtown Tulsa yesterday so I'm sure there were some traffic violations
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Lane's (salt and pepper)
Eye color: Lane's (hazel)
Height Lane's (6'6")
Weight Lane's (don't know)
Most important physical feature: Size (tall and of proportionate weight)
Biggest turn-off Dumb guys. If I can beat them at Jeopardy I want nothing to do with them.
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Which Grey's Anatomy Character Are You?
My Result: Dr. Miranda Bailey
Yes, Ma'am! You're always cool, calm, and very much in control, just like your Grey's Anatomy match Dr. Miranda Bailey. You don't worry about what other people think, and you know to trust your instincts. After all, someone has to be in charge, and it's a good thing someone as smart as you steps up to the plate.
Though some people may think you go a little overboard, you often know the best way to get things done, and you sure aren't afraid of a little dirty work. Without you, where would we be?
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