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Paris the Heiress

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

About Me

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Well Hello Kids… Everyone’s been bitching about me getting on myspace so I’m finally here and you can all EAT IT! No...No… j/k I love you all! So this is the part I talk about my favorite person…me! The best way to describe me is that I’m a dry martini and a Columbian maid away from being Karen Walker. Besides being a drunk mess 7 days a week (Please note I don’t have a problem so don’t forward me any goddamn AA bullshit or I will cut you and steal your child support) I go to Clark University and am studying fashion advertising which is like probably one of the gayest majors you can have. I live at home with my mommy who’s always traveling leaving me the American express, a mini bar full of liquor, and free reign to do whatever the fuck I want. In some circles I’m called spoiled, in some a brat, But those people probably took a bong hit before they even got to know me. All in All I’m a fun stereotypical gay college guy who loves to shop, dance and every once in a while judge. So if you’re fun, amazing, simple, shallow, or even if you’re a common whore talk to me and I’m sure I’ll still love you! In the words of my Idol Ms. Paris Hilton “That’s HOT!”

My Interests

Music:

PARIS' New Video... I wet my panties everytime I see it!!! I’m also like in love with Gwen Stefani, I just think she’s fierce, I also Love Ms. Brittney Spears even though she married white trash and wont wear appropriate footwear while going peepee in gas station rest rooms.Madonna the bitch is ancient but she can still shake it, Cher ( see Madonna ) I pretty much like anytype of pop music even the corny boy bands so don’t judge me. Any type of club music in which I can shake my soon to be plastic surgically enhanced lack of booty is great. Music is just part of everyone’s lives so if I were to sit here and name all of the artist’s and types I love I’d run out of room.

Movies:

I just saw Brokeback Mountain cried my eyes out I swear the row over us thought I was having post dramatic stress disorder. Rent was to die for cried in that too. The Notebook was amazing I’m not even gonna say I cried in that cause you know I did. One of my favorite movies is Clueless it just speaks to me. Meangirls was great I wanna be Lindsay Lohan even though her father Is a freak! Legally blonde was too cute for words. Pretty much any chick flick I’m there front and center. I also really love old movies like Valley of the Dolls, Casablanca, and The Sound of Music…You know what they say a classic never dies…unless it’s bad!

Television:

Gosh... Ok every gay man alive is like addicted to Sex and The City, that show is like heroine to me. I even have the game…thanx Stephen. The Golden Girls is an all time classic. Queer as Folk was always fun…I’m Emmet. I cant live without Will and Grace even though I get compared to being a mix of Karen and Jack. America’s next top model is amazing I find great entertainment in watching underfed model wannabee’s bitch slap each other…I swear I’m gonna come back as a catty girl in my next life. Pretty much anything on MTV or LOGO is a Go!

Books:

OK... I don’t like to read books I read magazines BUT I’m not dumb so fuck you… It’s just that I have to read so many horrible school books that I don’t lust after regular books but I did read Confessions of an Heiress which was amazing, The Truth about Diamonds which I’m just about to finish, and The devil Wears Prada which I guess they’re making into a movie.
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Heroes:

Alright I’m gonna get serious for a second… One of the TRUE heroes in my life is my mommy… Granted I refer to her as the botox Fairy, and quite often charge up her Neiman Marcus account she is truly an amazing woman. My mom is a go getter she doesn’t take no for an answer and she taught me that no matter what I can do and achieve whatever I want! She is fierce, independent, and she carries mace inside her vintage Dior satchel bag. My Mom is a survivor and one day I hope to be as strong as her physically, mentally, and emotionally… Can I please have a new creditcard now...lol!
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My Blog

U have the right to remain silent...But I WONT!

    So its official, Mommies little princess the straight A perfect SAT never done anything wrong clean record mess got arrested and lost my right to operate a Motor vehicle in the gre...
Posted by Paris the Heiress on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:00:00 PST

What people do when bored...besides masterbate!

[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x] What's your name? :: Rod Birthplace :: Like where my parents made whoopie Age :: 21 Age you act :: 7 and I never did get that pony Current location :: Groton MA. ...
Posted by Paris the Heiress on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:30:00 PST

Eyebrows Today Gone Tomorrow

So, Ive been getting way too many looks form people on the street, homeless men, my friends&and I dont usually give a damn but I thought Id share a little story. On my bi-weekly trip to get my mani...
Posted by Paris the Heiress on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 05:50:00 PST