I <3 Citiapartments |
You know it's bad when the realtor opens the door to the studio, after really selling this beautiful building, wrinkles her nose and says, "oh, this place is really small." Now I expect "small."...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST |
Interlude 3 |
God, save yourself, he mumbled, this one is too big even for you. The power of the atom was in the wrong hands all along, he was tempted to use her as a a fission reactor. He put his hand ...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:30:00 PST |
Aren't you at work right now? |
So the final step in the plan was completed, in a timely fashion, and with minimal loss of life. There's an acceptable risk, and sacrifice is rewarded with virgins in heaven, I said as I scratch...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST |
These are a few of my favorite things |
So there's this High School down the street from where I work... St. Ignatius.. now I have a thing for Ignatius, due to Confederacy of Dunces, if you don't know what that is then go to the closest boo...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST |
Whose eyes are these? |
We had been humoring the lesbians, sitting in their lair, and drinking their beer. They were interesting comrades, full of a spunk that I couldn't rationalize. A television had been on, some sor...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST |
Just another reason |
I'm not happy.I ask to anyone who has the wit to answer, what would make me happy.The person of wit would then ask what I likedI would tell them, well I like the sunset on the pacific ocean.I like tit...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:52:00 PST |
don't bother |
it's another one of those nights, and this time my shift key does not work, it may have something to do with the fact that water was spilled on my keyboard, i would say that given the circumstance the...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST |
66,39 |
66,39that's what he told me, so why not? load the ship full of syballium, and just rock it, keep a bulb full of Betelgeuse stimulant and let the robot hooker do it's work on my overworked member. ...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST |
Oh lord don't let them drop that atomic bomb on me |
the sun sets at noon in the cruel wastelands of her crotch.Emotions call for more emotions, and jesus just called for a shred of dignity, there is no shame in defecating when you die, but he was still...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:14:00 PST |
How to tame a barely legal girl |
So it's about that time to hunker down in some dank cave with a satchel of m.r.e.'s and a box of incendiary grenades. "The fire keeps the bats away," I mumble to a bearded Hobo as I throw another pine...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST |
