guns, nascar, shooting squirrels and making squirrel nut stew.. fighting my pitbull, cock fights, mud bogging, indian leg wrestling, having people punch me in the face when i'm drunk, margaritas with lots of salt, milk challenges, asparagus, burgers and fries, threesomes, talkin shit, grinding on the dancefloor, sorority girls, grits and sausage, being self absorbed, my lady friend darlene, kick the can, whiskey, fine chewing tobacco, stripers, skittles....
The Beach Boys, so i can tell them about my favorite vegetable. Beets.
easy listening jazz like kenny G
home videos
smellevision
Magazines about knives and guns, dictionaries
schmeeros