I'm just a big flake. and if you are my friend then you know the rest.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ramon ortiz
Birthday: cinco de mayo
Birthplace: my moms house
Current Location: livin wit my mom
Eye Color: shit brown
Hair Color: pubic brown
Height: 8=D-----
Right Handed or Left Handed: i do it with both hands
Your Heritage: wannabe white
The Shoes You Wore Today: stellettos
Your Weakness: toadra
Your Fears: toadra
Your Perfect Pizza: anything with the secret sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to go on a date with a girl
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: where are my friends
Thoughts First Waking Up: why do i still live with mom
Your Best Physical Feature: my tiger stripes
Your Bedtime: mom says lights out at 9pm
Your Most Missed Memory: i forgot
Pepsi or Coke: pelligrino
MacDonalds or Burger King: moms cooking
Single or Group Dates: i wish
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tap water
Chocolate or Vanilla: i love chocolate covered toad
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: i like to try
Do you Swear: when my mom isn't around
Do you Sing: yes, elton johns "daniel"
Do you Shower Daily: no, mama gives me baths
Have you Been in Love: i love my mom
Do you want to go to College: i would like to, but i spend all of my money on silk shirts
Do you want to get Married: if they let me
Do you belive in yourself: let me think about it
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, especially when i'm sad
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, because i look like prince
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes because i live with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: who's he
In the past month have you Smoked: i wish i could be a cool smoker
In the past month have you been on Drugs: some people say i am
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, to take Kim to pick up her check
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who's he
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, it doesn't taste like chicken
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, i was voted miss mexico
In the past month have you been Dumped: i have to go on a date to get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, i'm husky
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, ass cherries
Ever been Drunk: yes, by my dog
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes, all the time
Ever Shoplifted: i'm not that strong
How do you want to Die: i'm going to live forever, i'm a level 6 valkeriy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a princess
What country would you most like to Visit: san francisco's polk street
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: pink
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: 8======D-----
Weight: no lighter than 310
Best Clothing Style: priest shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1001
Number of CDs I own: 6 all of the prince cd's
Number of Piercings: 1, my clit
Number of Tattoos: 1, of my mom on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot
fondle me! - or - GET LAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
This profile was edited with Thomas' Myspace Editor V3.2b
How to make a Ramon
Ingredients:
10 part jealousy
3 parts silliness
3 parts houdini
2 parts liar
1/4 part instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a dirty shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of semen for taste
Username:
Personality cocktail
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Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Wachichi Wachachu
Your Gangster Percent: -7%
Your Money You'll Make Hustling $112
Number of People In Your gang 2 you and your mom
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 200000
What You'll Look Like Gangster
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