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Miss J

"Brown chicken, Brown cow!!!"

About Me

I suppose the operative thing to know about me is that you'll never really figure me out... MWAH-HA-HA-HAAAA!!! Of course, I haven't managed that feat, yet, either... so don't feel bad.When I'm not ordering around 30 sweaty men at my day job (and they actually PAY me to do it! YAY ME!!!) I can be found causing a ruckus with The Brotherhood of The Black Flag and scaring the holy living crap out of people with the Pirates of Emerson (as a fun aside, I've learned that we actually NEVER say the words ARG or YAR... although lots of people say that to us!)
You Are Very Happy Being Single
You're not anti-relationship. You just don't need one to be content.
You find plenty of happiness from your life as it is.
And if you find someone you love, then that's just icing on an already decadent cake! Are You Happy Being Single?
You're Lili St. Cyr!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Nice doggy.
Which Drive-in Damsel Are You?
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You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive
You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? What's your racehorse name?
Mad Pirate
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What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. The Underwear OracleYour results:
You are Supergirl
Supergirl 85%
The Flash 80%
Wonder Woman 70%
Robin 60%
Green Lantern 60%
Catwoman 60%
Iron Man 55%
Superman 45%
Spider-Man 40%
Hulk 35%
Batman 25% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

Interests? Who the hell has time for interests? Well okay, I guess everybody does... I love to laugh, pretty much anything that makes me laugh is right up there on my list. I really dig going to Renaissance Faires and Highland Games. I have studied Kuk Sool Won (Korean martial art) for the last 6 years, although I haven't trained consistently since I went back to school. I also love to read and watch movies and hang out with my friends. I also sometimes dip into the seedy world of karaoke... but I swear, I only sang "Love Shack" ONCE, and this totally random guy MADE me do it...

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Jackman... YUMMA!!!

Music:

Pretty much anything except rap and country... and I mean anything! We're talking Rob Zombie to 80's butt rock to show tunes to Yo-Yo Ma, here... makes the guys at work shake their heads almost daily...

Movies:

In this regard, I have to admit that my entertainment level is very low... I'll watch pretty much anything... unless it's got clowns in it... or it's "Hope Floats"...

Television:

Who has time for TV??? Anyway, all my favorite shows have been cancelled... so there...nyeah!

Books:

My current fave author is Terry Pratchett... that man could write his grocery list on a napkin and I'd read it...

Heroes:

Ferris Bueller...

My Blog

Sometimes I just gotta wonder...

I got an email from a friend today, telling me that his grandson (who is a young teen), after years of drugs and surgeries, finally lost his battle with cancer today... we've been keeping tabs on...
Posted by Miss J on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:42:00 PST

Dont try to find her... shes not there...

This myspace page is intended for one thing, and one thing only: ENTERTAINMENT I am an entertainer... I entertain... The things that get posted here are neither deep, nor greatly introspective... Some...
Posted by Miss J on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

Into every life some rain must fall...

Today I bid a sad adieu to my Doodie-Patootie, my Biggie-Man, Auntie's Little Boy... Late last night we had to put down Dexter... my room mate's Springer Spaniel... While he was not my dog in fac...
Posted by Miss J on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:12:00 PST

You can never go home... but sometimes, you can move next door!

Okay, so for any of you that don't know... many years ago, possibly in a galaxy far far away, I began training in a Korean martial art form called Kuk Sool Won... I worked my ever loving ARSE off for ...
Posted by Miss J on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

Never again...

I tell you what... if I live to be a million, I will NEVER again post to the world that I had a great, nigh perfect day... I jinxed myself so hardcore it's not even vaguely funny!!! Today, from the mo...
Posted by Miss J on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:23:00 PST

Just because... LOL

Just because I haven't blogged yet in 2008... LOL Is it weird to wake up in a rediculously good mood for no reason? Call me crazy, but today has just been a charmed day... I woke up, on time I might a...
Posted by Miss J on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

At long last... the 80’s Quiz

Because I *finally* got around to looking at this bloody thing! 1. How old were you in 1980? 10... and MADLY in love with Shawn Cassidy... stop laughing Charlie! I mean it!!! 2. How old were...
Posted by Miss J on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:28:00 PST

A moment of silence, please...

Yet another of the great ones has been taken from us& Kevin DuBrow, the erstwhile lead singer from that 80's staple, Quiet Riot, was found dead in his Las Vegas home Sunday afternoon. Cause of death s...
Posted by Miss J on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

Good help is SO hard to find...

Okay, so here's one for the "Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over?" category&   Sherman, set the Way Back Machine for two Sundays ago& I came home from working at the Pirates of Emerson haunt in Santa...
Posted by Miss J on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

Motivation? I think NOT...

Okay, I just need a moment to vent here... Can I share with you how completely irritating it is when someone, in the workplace, decides that they have an issue with you (or your work) and emails ...
Posted by Miss J on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:03:00 PST