Emchen

Grown up on nuclear catastrophe, political assassination, ship disasters, escaped mental patients and My Little Pony.

I'm not crazy. Rabbit stew anyone?
I'm like the Halloween candy your mother warned you about, all sweet and colorful on the outside but filled with poison and sharp metal objects. A tasty bon bon that you end up choking on. I’m your average preppy barbie girl with a twisted fascination for the morbid and the macabre. I'm Rapunzel and I lure princes down into my dungeon.
My friends call me Morbid Barbie. My enemies call me Regina George.
"So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."
I'm not going to try to give an insightful description of who I am. I think most people lie on their job applications and I think most people lie on their internet profiles. I CAN tell you that I'm a very girly girl. I love shopping, dancing and being the center of attention.
However I don't take kindly to people who make the assumption that hair color and cup size have anything to do with intelligence and judge me by the way I look. I don't put up with bullshit.
That said let's all do the happy dance and get on with it.
Please introduce yourself before sending a request to be added to my friends list. I might just approve if I'm in a good mood and if I like what I read.
Any plans on going to Sweden on vacation or to study? Do you want ideas on where to go and what to do? Are you looking to hook up with some cool Swedish guys and girls? Do you want to go on a date with me?
Do not bother to ask me. The answer is no.
My heels are too high to be your guide and I would only intimidate you. Exception may be if you are particularly awesome.
There is nothing wrong with hot girls taking their clothes off. Whatever floats your boat. But please stop asking me when I am going to put up lingerie or bikini pictures of myself. I love my body but I have no desire to flaunt it all over the internet and have strangers gawk at me stupidly. If you want to see hotties tripping over themselves trying to look sexy look elsewhere. I love attention. Just not that kind of attention. I am not going to be reduced to a piece of meat.
Over and out.
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Ps. Remember kids, always look for The Ayn Rand Good Housekeeping Sign of Approval - it's rational! Ds.