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Collateral Damage

Pyrotechnical wizard of doom....

About Me

It's time there was a little something here about me.I live in Oak ParkI work in the "higher" education field (thats sarcasm folks, not a drug reference)I am a musician (screaming bloody murder, singing melodically)Favorite things: sleeping late, chocolate, sci-fi/horror flicks, stupid action flicks, anime, metal bands, going to shows, catching up with the good souls I have been blessed to call friends, reading, PS2 games, being a complete geek (do you know where your supraspinatus is?)

My Interests

Music, sci-fi novels, Adult Swim, South Park, badly dubbed italian horror flicks, making straight guys question their sexuality by telling them that dressing like a metrosexual is really screaming "I love the Kielbasa!!!!"

Music:

Metal, death metal, thrash metal, goth metal, industrial metal....sensing a theme here?

Movies:

Hellraiser, Braveheart, X-Men 1 and 2, The Punisher, Domino, The Transporter, Batman Begins, Suspiria, Demons, The Jacket, Cowboy Bebop- the movie, Spirited Away, Perfect Blue, Dogma, Hellboy, and more that I cannot think of.

Television:

CSI, Adult Swim, Family Guy, Evangelion, Farscape, Invasion, South Park

Books:

Clive Barker, Laurel K. Hamilton, Christopher Rice, J.K. Rowling.

My Blog

Performing with Twelfth Gate!!

Bring a crash helmet and a change of underwear!  Here are the details!!  Now show up, bang your head, throw the horns and swill massive amounts of beer!!! SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10th!!! TWELFTH...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

SEE THIS MOVIE

An Inconvenient Truth Yes, the Al Gore movie about global warming.  Now, I must preface this with a few things.  In the 80's, I hated his wife, Tipper, for her Washington Wives crusade with ...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

Epitaph 2006

I was going to write a best/worst of 2006, but didn't want to exhume too many dead memories.  The worst seemingly outnumbers the best that happened this year.  However, from a different...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

Propaganda

I just watched a commercial for the U.S. Military that basically has a guy rationalizing the option of joining the military with the following statement: "...I can serve in the military and then go to...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

6 Random Songs....

I'm blantantly stealing this idea from a friend's blog, cuz she rawks.  Going to scream bloody murder and practice tonight.  1.  Katatonia- "Teargas" 2.  Nevermore- "The Heart Col...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

Hey look!! More bullshit!!!

Three things that intelligent people I know think is hilarious, but I just don't see it. Not in an I-find-this-offensive way, in a no-seriously-what's-the-big-deal? way:1) Dane Cook starring in movies...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

SHOWS!!! SHOWS!!! SHOWS!!!

Who's throwin the horns with me?!  Definite attendance- Gigantour, The Congress Theater 9/22; Dismember w/ Vital Remains, GRAVE and others 10/10; Moonspell with Katatonia, Daylight Dies, and URN ...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

Almost Terrorized

Y'know, I really can't wait to see people lining up for mandatory cavity searches to get on a plane.  You know where this is headed.  Someday, some idiot terrorist will stuff a condom with C...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:17:00 PST

Dubya Can Suck It

Dogma Dubya's Amendment to ban same sex marriages got shot down in a vote this week.  I was thinking of posting something about this, but never did.  I've said everything I have to say on th...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:02:00 PST

Thought Vomit

Dante missed a level of hell in his inferno.  The level that creates the experience of the unwanted intimacy that is public transportation.  All I have to do is get on the train and find two...
Posted by Collateral Damage on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:02:00 PST