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Mike

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Create your own Friend Quiz here(the Indians General Manager calls minor league coach Lou Brown at Tire World to offer him a position with the Indians]Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

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www.shockinglyfun.com“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.” -Denis Leary-

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My Blog

Expierence and Education

 "What avail is to win prescribed amounts of information about geooraphy and history, to win ability to read and write, if in the process the individual loses his soul: loses his appreciation of ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:09:00 GMT

if someone stole my password and wrote a blog, I am pretty sure this is what it would say...

Hi, I am Michael Lanners. or am i? I have been thinking......... I am thinking about dreams that have gone away, Thinking about hope I have lost, about night that turned to day, I have been thinking a...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:17:00 GMT

I like....

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:42:00 GMT