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Secretary Girl X

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

Layout made byI am Jennifer...mother, sister, daughter, friend, secretary, animal care tech, and who knows what else. I have "quirks" and admit it. I am not perfect and I admit it. I am not the most beautiful person in the world but I am by far not the ugliest or fattest. I like hockey, tattoos, live music, exotic animals, movies, concerts where I can throw tootsie rolls and red plastic spoons and I can yell and scream and jump and just get crazy! I like camping and looking at the stars from my comfy chair all wrapped up in my blanket. I like the heat of a campfire on my feet because I have sat a little too close. I like the feel of warm rain and walking barefoot through a mud puddle. I love my children and my family. I love the sun warmed sand in between my toes with dolphins jumping on the horizon. I love walrus and sea lion kisses. I love ring tailed lemurs. I am grateful for my job and the fact that I breath everyday...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A genuinely nice person, someone understanding...my life has not been perfect or ideal. Someone who isn't the elephant man but isn't brad pitt either...not that i will complain if you are GQ model hott...Someone that is a little quirky and not perfect himself...life has challenges for all of us and we don't always face them the way we should. He has to love animals of all kinds, my next animal is a cool reptile called a uromastyx...I don't want a weepy cry baby man, but some emotion other than bad ass macho dude is acceptable...a tear or two is cool as long as he doesn't cry at every hallmark commercial. All of his fingers, toes and teeth...(prosthetics are acceptable, I am not a total mean ass). He has to have an opinion but accept that I have my own as well. He has to be able to have a decent conversation as well as listen to me talk as well...~~~had ya to that point huh??? :).....!

My Blog

The Gencon Indy 2008: Tuesday Night Gaming with the KFG at the RAM

Only pictures for these my friends...only picturers. Just a group of regular ol gamer folks! Guys wearing lady swag???     Oh no...they are 'tuckin' a buck! Show off the goods....... and ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:43:00 GMT

I Can Has Cheezburger? - inappropriateĀ cat

http://icanhascheezburger.comlolcats and funny pictures
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 19:34:00 GMT

I fell

i was looking at my cell phone trying to walk out to my car after a nice fresh coat of snow had covered the parking lot. my foot found the hole...my ankle twisted...the phone flew..the keys dropped as...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:35:00 GMT

What I think about when I see you!

Sorry Dave, I had to do it... Of all of the blog games I have seen, I love this idea sooo Here is how it works... Leave your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do ...1. I'll ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:40:00 GMT

for persons who want to be parents...

It amazes me how people can turn something so wonderful and life saving, into a debate and make it twisted.  In the US, each state has a genetic panel done on all newborn babies that test for il...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:36:00 GMT

pregnancy test...NOT MINE

This is one of the funniest I have seen in a long time...totally fake, but totally funny!    pregnancy test For more funny ass videos...go to  joe cartoon    
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:20:00 GMT

my next purchase

Thank you ebay....I can't wait to have my Monchhichi at home again!!  
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 18:03:00 GMT

A Night with Friends

Sometimes you end up at a friends house and you are unexpectedly surprised by how wonderful the simple things in life can be.  On Johnny's apartment patio, I found myself remember how lucky I am ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:44:00 GMT

GenCon 2007

So here it is...the blog I have been dying to write.  This is a photoblog so if it takes a minute to load...my apologies. Let's just kick it off with...why we saved the world Yes folks, Claire B...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Prader Willi takes another life...

Today I learned of something pretty devastating.  A young man in England passed away Tuesday.  He was 25 and weight 40 stone.  40 stone is the same as 560 pounds.  He was not just...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 15:16:00 GMT