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Johnny Two Hats

About Me

Can it be that I'm a celebrity,
who's on the brink of insanity?


My Interests

I adore:
- Laughing.
- Late Nights.
- Good Music.
- Wasting Money.
- Two Thousand And Great.
I miss:
- J.A.
- Hawaii.
- Routine.
- Liquidity.
- Sundays.
- Classic Wednesdays.
- Regular sleeping patterns.
Ryan; His Royal Freshness, Ryu, Rizza, Rizzo. Also Ryano & Sulley, although those two nicknames I accept from a select few.

Born at Belmont in the late 80's. Spent the 90's on the streets of Ashbury, inbetween Canterbury and Ashfield, so a well-fitting name. I cut my teeth playing Duke Nukem & Super Mario World, roaming the streets, exstinguishing burning vehicles (which were a common occurance in my street) and making the odd emergency call when the neighbours decided to kill each other.

In Y2K, moved to the upperclass suburb people like to dream about, Terrigal. You see, Terrigal is more than an address, it's a lifestyle. This lifestyle involves looking down on anyone who doesn't live here (Peasants), ignoring the homeless situation in Gosford and on the rare occasion Central Station, rockin' expensive clothes, sipping lattés, breathing in the smug air beside the beach, browsing the stock market in the Financial Review allatthesametime.

Living on the Central Coast, working chillin' at Coles, High School and Uni have all taught me to not expect too much from life and to cruise through doing the bare minimum. And as much as I love this lifestyle it will inevitably, and quite soon, have to change.

In the past year, I've grown an appreciation for my Irish Heritage which would explain my four-leaf clover necklace and the Wednesday nights, and occasional Saturday, filled with heavy drinking and intoxicated singing.

Movies and music allow me to realize my life will never be as interesting as others and that it includes far too few special effects.

I want to one day own a business/make a movie/make music/live in Ireland and America for a year.

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I'd like to meet:



Music:

Pegz
MF Doom
Mystro
Muph n Plutonic
Drapht
Weapon X and Ken Hell
The Herd
Urthboy
Hilltop Hoods
K-OS
Roots Manuva
Dead Prez
Madlib
A Tribe Called Quest
The Pharcyde
Quasimoto
Lady Sov
Zion I
The Roots
KRS-ONE
Talib Kweli
Outkast
Slick Rick
Jurassic 5
Lootpack
Mos Def
Del The Funky HomoSapien

Movies:

Snatch
Dave Chappelle's B.P
Dogma
Little Nicky
Kidulthood
Donnie Darko
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
Four Brothers
Mall Rats
Reseviour Dogs
Michael Collins
Skip Hop Vol.1
Bad Santa
Freddy Got Fingered
Full Metal Jacket
Half Baked
Fight Club
Scarface
Redemption
Screwed
Napoleon Dynamite
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Pulp Fiction
Boondock Saints
The Godfather 1,2,3
The Castle
Trainspotting
Lock Stock
Boyz n the Hood
Clerks 1 & 2

Television:

My Name Is Earl
The Mighty Boosh
Harvey Birdman
OZ
Wilfred
Heroes
Extras
Scrubs
Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
The Boondocks
Prison Break
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Little Britain
Chappelle's Show
The Office UK & US
Arrested Development
Big Brother
The Chaser's War On Everything