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Straight out the trailer

cuss like a sailer...drink like a mick (wants to anyway)

About Me

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HotFreeLayouts Jennifer --
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An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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My Interests

Friends, music, movies, cartoons, books, cheap tabloids, parties, concerts, clothes, and what's under those clothes, piercings, and tattoos ::yummy::This truly must be heavenCannibal Fruit! AHHH!

I'd like to meet:

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! MMMMM....I would totally love to be sandwiched between Rob Zombie and Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow!
I just wanna lick his body, he's so fuckin hot... Best blue eyes ever...not a bad bum either (Jarhead) Can't go wrong with the funniest man on the planet! Gee willickers! Bruce Campbell from like totally my new favorite movie, "Evil Dead II" YAY!!!

Music:

AC/DC, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blondie
,System of a Down ,Led Zepplin, Heart,Korn ,Rilo Kiley, Aerosmith, Rob Zombie ,Marilyn Manson ,Papa Roach, The Rosenbergs, 2pac, Audioslave, Static X, Powerman 5000,Pink Floyd, Blue October, My Chemical Romance,Nirvana ,Guns N Roses, The Killers, The Cousins, Pixies, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Gorrilaz,Nine Inch Nails ,Queen, The Mars Volta, KillSwitchEngage, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Devil Driver, Fair to Midland, Dolly Parton, Breaking Benjamin,Avril Lavigne ,Tom Petty, Prince, Patsy Cline, George Strait, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool,Black Eyed Peas
No Doubt ,Toadies,

fireworks text , All that Remains,Pantera , Jimi Hendrix, HIM, Deftones, Stone Temple Pilots, Steve Miller Band,

Movies:

I LOVE HORROR from the classics such as ::: The Exorcist, Omen, Carrie, Amityville Horror (Ryan Reynolds shirtless in the rain gave me the biggest boner e-v-e-r!), Poltergeist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jaws to Pet Semetary, Child’s Play Series, Nightmare on Elm Street, People Under the Stairs to ALL zombie movies like Evil Dead II!!!! LOVE IT!, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, Return of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, vampire movies are good like Blade, Interview with a Vampire (not really a horror I know), Queen of the Damned, Underworld, also throw in some cheesy B-movies like Killer Klowns from Outerspace and The Leprechaun just for kicks.I LOVE the 80s! Big, The Neverending Story, An Officer & a Gentleman, Beetlejuice, Gremlins, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Can’t Buy Me Love, DIRTY DANCING , Footloose, The Terminator, Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America, Ghostbusters, Goonies, Hairspray, Karate Kid, LABRYNTH ,Little Monsters, National Lampoon’s Vacation, Teen Witch, Howard the Duck, Princess Bride, Stand by Me. The best movies ever came from the 80s. The early 90s were good too ::: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Edward Scissorhands , My Girl, Drop Dead Fread, The Addam’s Family , Jurassic Park, Mrs. Doubtfire!, Pretty Woman, My Boyfriend’s Back, AND CLUELES!!! ...makes me wanna watch old movies all day!STONER MOVIES!!! ::: SUPERBAD!!!!, Super Troopers, Grandma’s Boy, Dazed & Confused!
, Shaun of the Dead, Friday, Half-baked , Me, Myself, & Irene, Little Nicky, Out Cold!, Anchorman , 40 Year Old Virgin, White Chicks!!, Old School , Sweetest Thing , Wayne’s World, Freddy Got Fingered, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Zoolander , Road Trip, Bio-dome, Son-in-law, In the Army Now, Eurotrip, Idle Hands, Spaceballs, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Joe DirtI’m also a big fan of Disney ::: Little Mermaid, Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin, Mulan, Hercules, Lion King, Jungle Book, Oliver & Company, Toy Story, Fox & the Hound, Mary Poppins, Pete’s Dragon, Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, Snow White, Peter Pan, Pinocchio, Lady & the Tramp, Bambi, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, A Bug’s Life, Incredibles, CarsThen there are just damn good movies like any made by Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction AMAZING, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill , Sin City (I haven’t seen Planet Terror or Grindhouse yet), the Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, Fight Club (one of the best scenes e-v-e-r!), Donnie Darko
Drop tha' panties!!!! ..
.. .., Sixth Sense, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Forrest Gump, Titanic (I don’t care what you motherfuckers say about Forrest Gump and Titanic, those were damn good movies!!!), Rocky Horror Picture Show and da-da-dum ::: The Nightmare before Christmas! P.S. Deathnote Aww look at the cute asian boy!

Television:

Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, The Daily Show, Reno 911, Scrubs, South Park, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, CSI, Room Raiders, Jackass, Wild Boyz, I Love the 80s, That 70s Show, Will & Grace, Jimmy Neutron

Books:

The Exorcist, Invisible Man, The Big Friendly Giant, Who's Afraid of Virgina Wolfe, Frankenstein, The Jungle, Scar Tissue, Death Note

Heroes:

My BeSteSt FrIeNdS in the whole wide world: Toadie, L-Dizzle, and Booby..I mean Bobby :)

My Blog

I <3 Hannah Montana!

Not really Hannah Montana, although I think the show is cute and slightly funny in that embarrassed-to-be-watching-this  kinda way.  I just heard Miley Cyrus' song "See You Again" and it sou...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:47:00 PST

I'd like to take the time to...

toot my own horn: I made a 94 on that four page final exam essay! Woot woot! In addition...I made straight A's in all my classes.  I know that doesn't mean much in college when it's pass/fail, bu...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:01:00 PST

Wow was I bored...

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />         Yeah...so, I know I've never been told I look like any of these people except the Olsen twin......
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

Pictures for Hannah and Kristi

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Posted by Straight out the trailer on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

DDIIRRTTYY TTHHIIRRTTYY!!

Would you rather have&? Frizzy Poofy Hair or Oily Grease-monkey Hair Runny Nose or Stuffy Nose Bad Breath or Plaqued-out Teeth Dinner-plate Nipples or Crooked nipples Happy-trail or Back Rug (guess th...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

LOSER!

Dave is a cheater!  Na na na na na naaaa!!!!  He votes for himself because he can't stand to be a LOSER!!!!    I do have a nicer ass, fo rizzle.  ^.^...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

Whatcha goin' do with all that junk inside yo trunk?

Just listenin' to Black Eyed Peas and got me thinking about my little poll.  I don't know who has been voting on that thing, but I'm curious.  Duh, it's a no brainer that I would have a nic...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST

Whore-oscope

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) December 7th, 1986Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.True love is being shaved.Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love. I...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

Mountain Goats and Pac Man Bitches!

The Mountain Goats are coming back into town on the 27th at Jake's.  Wow, Lauren's a tard.  Not news or anything, just restating the fact as she yells in an empty classroom, echoing SHIT! D...
Posted by Straight out the trailer on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST